Its A Chat And It's A Desert Topping

You bad, bad man, you

 

unless those critters have superhuman strength armed with my light and acute circumspection they pose no risk to my proper functioning

 

In the most modern way i just retorted to Glen.

 

No... But they will kill your ass.

 

good thing I have other body parts

 

Brown Recluse causes gangrene... You won't have them for long.

 

I suppose it's not easy bein green

 

I never knew you to represent yourself as a clerical error, what are you trying to say there buddy?

 

I'm Shaking Badly Today And My Mouse Is All Over The The Place, That Is All... :daisy:



Cheers Glen.

 

I know we have Copperheads in the back yard/jungle. I'm not sure about the Recluse. We had rats a few years ago...lots and lots of rats.

Exactly.

 

Glenn, are you okay?

 

Get an occasional mouse. But actualy it was more often before i had the chickens.

 

I've seen chickens eat mice. The number of chickens I have is more problematic than the number of mice. Forty plus and counting. If they were larger i would be living in the middle of jurrasic
park with no fence between me and the velociraptors.

 

Today when I came home from work I discovered my mother had found 2 men that she DID NOT KNOW who were referred to her when she called Ace Hardware store and asked oh, just whoever answered the phone there "did they know of anybody that would come out to a person's house and find/kill snakes?" Why, one might ask would she do that...I find myself wondering daily why she says and/or does anything.

I also wonder more and more WTH she is gonna do when I'm at work...

Anyway, these 2 men went all through the basement and (SURPRISE SURPRISE) didn't find the snake(s). There is about 1/3 of the cardboard type ceiling pulled out in a front room down where I yanked these "tiles" (pieces of cardboard) when there was a fire smoldering from a little candle I had burning about 8 feet from the ceiling...but that's another story.

The point of the 1/3 of the ceiling cardboard/tiles being gone is THAT IS WHERE THE DAMN SNAKE could easily go and hide when it felt like it. duh...

Anyway...so they sprinkle out enough mothballs and "snakeaway" ALL through the basement that I am CERTAIN that if the snake had not already gone before they left, he/she will NOT BE GOING anywhere but upstairs with us now.

and I MISS that banghead emoticon.

 

They have this show on the History channel about snake guys. I guess they get paid by the poind for what they catch. I don't know how that is "history" but nothing on that channel is anymore. Everyone does reality TV. As long as it is not Pawn Stars, I HATE that show.

 

We have black widows, brown recluses, copperheads, rattlesnakes, cottonmouths and even a coral snake every now and then.

At least 2 of the above can be found at ALL TIMES either in this house or on our property. More than 2 can be found if you look just a little bit. gad

There is not enough money minted in the US to get me to go around in our crawl space, and I'm about to feel the same way about the attic. Day before yesterday when the gutter people were replacing the gutter, I was on the back porch and heard one of them saying to the other one "Did you SEE THAT? I just had my hand up in there!"

Immediately I thought/knew it was a snake, so I quickly step outside and ask. sure enough...was a snake. He said he "thought" it was a black snake. Then he added "I'd bet anything y'all have snakeS in that attic!".

dang if I want to have to invest in some snake waders, but I guess that is the next thing I'll have to do. I just purchased a wicked looking half hoe/half 2-fork thing. I'm certain its supposed to be used in the yard, but it'll be going with me when I get up the courage to go in the basement for snake getting/killing purposes. The spiders I already stomp on. The trick to spiders is not to hesitate and stomp hard and accurately.


I got my snake-getter at Ace Hardware. lol

 

Oh, and Unan...I literally despise reality TV.

I like certain (very few - 3) sitcoms and occasionally I'll find something on PBS that I like.

Everything is all about "reality" tv now. I don't understand why people like this type of show...but I guess that's the beauty of it...I don't have to understand anything.

 

all reality tv is garbage I think..

they should make a reality tv show showing people get bills for taxes in the mail and the IRS showing up.

viewers would get pissed. it would be great.

and it would be even better that during this show all the commercials showed people using bows and arrows, and axes, and guns.

yea... only in broony world I guess.

 

why the fuck do people get energy at night?

I can be up all day and it be 11pm and im wide awake.

I have to get up at 6am, drop of the dog with a friend, drive 200 stoned miles to pick up my lil brother at the airport but right now I have to do the damn dishes but all I fucking want is some bacon!

I don't need bacon at this hour... but I can cook some and do the dishes so this is possible.

smoking weed, got munchies and all I want is to eat fucking pork?

 

I'm awake. I had a past life recall earlier tonight that gave me quite a jolt. The chest pains from the anxiety are starting to subside, finally.