and then you can make friends with your plants and talk to them and love them like they were your own because they would be and they would grow up to be big and strong and then that would you'd a social relationship AND food what could be better in a friend i say NOTHING =P
showing kindness to others is probably a better route. volunteer somewhere, it'll make you feel better about yourself. If you do somethign like habitat for humanity, you'll also gain a bunch of skills along the way
and you'll get into college FO' SHO' =P see, karma isn't a bitch she's just got a cycle =P (oh god, i said something sexist =/ *prepares*) =P
i cant wait for the day when you grow up and finally realize that life and people arent worthless, unless you dont do anything to make it better for yourself...