I've never...

never owned a truck

 

i've never read moby dick

 

i've never liked tomatoes

 

i've never severely burned myself

 

i've never broken a bone

 

i've never seen a UFO

 

i've never liked country music

 

I never farted during sex

 

I've never slipped on a banana peel

 

i've never dropped acid

 

i've never had sex with a vigin

 

i've never been married

 

i've never learned sign language

 

i've never learned french, never cared

 

i've never gone cow tippin

 

I've never kissed a guy with a beard

 

i've never surfed

 

I've never been in a plane

 

I've never had a colonoscopy

 

I've never won at chess