I've never...

I've never rode on an elephant.

 

I have never been to circus.

 

i never liked circuses or zoos

 

I've never been to Alaska.

 

had sex

 

I have never taken bath in the rain.

 

ive never shaved my head bald

 

Ive never been hear before

 

I have never gone bald in my life.

 

I've never slept in a hammock

 

I have never worked in NASA.

 

I have never flown the shuttle nor does it look like I ever will.

 

i've never been to the moon.

 

i never lived underwater

 

i've never lived north of alaska.

 

i never liked grapefruit

 

ive never gotten a blowjob from someone under 5ft tall

 

I have never eaten a pineapple.

 

I have never been ran over by a train.

 

I have never died, lol......