I've never...

I've never bought a lotto ticket

 

I have never been to jail.

 

I've never jumped out of an aeroplane

 

I've never had sex in an elevator. Or an airplane.

Two things that are on my sexual bucket list

 

I've never had a sexual bucket list.

 

i've never had sex with a bucket :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

 

I've never had sex while singing "There's a hole in my bucket ... "

 

i've never had sex while singing Stop!in the name of love....:rofl:

 

i've never had sex while yodeling....

 

I've never yodeled while sexting

 

i've never met a real bear

 

I have never eaten Thai food.

 

i've never met a hateful cat:rofl:

 

I've never eaten in an East Indian cafe....

 

I can't play this game. I can't come up with anything witty.

Um. . . I have never been to. . . South Dakota!

Lame, I know. I told you. Ha!

 

It does not have to be witty. It just needs to be something you have never done before.

I have never killed another human being.

 

I have never covered myself in spaghetti and swum the English channel while yodelling Enter Sandman and thinking about becoming a pubic groomer for 3 toed sloths.

 

I have never swam in a pool full of cheesy grits.

 

Is that you, Zombie?

I have never done illegal drugs.