Jake and the CHATman

im on my way to check the mailbox...been expecting some parts i need to fix some handheld kenwood vhf radios i bought for a buck

 

God I love the Boston Bruins..

Now to troll local news site..



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1eHKf-dMwo"]10 Hour Video - Troll Song - YouTube

 

Dont even soeak of the bruins

 

I wish lightening bugs ate mosquitoes. Those "mosquito repelling" plants do NOT work here...if anything, they seem to alert them as to where to come...or maybe my blood is extra sweet.

I HELL HATE mosquitoes. :devil:

 

shutting out the frozen pigeons is all that matters to me..


maybe try a mosquito trap instead..

 

Mosquito is friend to none:reddevil:

 

Maybe a bat house would work? It might attract bats and they eat a wicked amount of those biters.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBxBOSq0ouI&sns=em"]Jumanji (1995) - Bats Scene (Bambi Score) - YouTube

 

^ please describe!

As far as I can tell...I AM a mosquito trap...well, not really NOW because I literally bundle up when I go out side. Just walking to the mail-box without my long everything on, I'm bitten up...grrrr

(frozen pigeons - lol - at least they'd be easy to toss and wouldn't leave you itching )

 

i made an ugly, but delicious soup for dinner. some of my best tasting food looks pretty terrible. i guess its better than if it looked nice and tasted like crap.

and i made spice cake (so that we have munchies before the heat wave hits tomorrow) and popsicles yesterday.

oh man! i havent seen Jumanjii in AGES!

 

http://mosquitocentral.com/Intellitrap.php
something like this, is emits a heat signature to attract them.

 

I've actually seen some bats around, not many, but some...the ones I've seen haven't even made a dent in these super-mosquitoes in this yard. I think I saw a few with little umbrellas and headlights. :mickey: Or...perhaps this yard is housing some of those genetically-modified things!

I'll have to look into that...doesn't a bat house need to be put up high somewhere?

 

Jumanji!!!! I haven't thought of that in years. What an excellent weird movie. lol

 

Next thing you know the little buggers will own tanks.

My friend has a few up and they are hung on the eves of the house with hooks. I am not sure how high they have to be but I know they help attract bats and they eat a lot of bugs.

 

Got a nasty deep cut on my thumb, from trying to shove a cucumber into a tomato slicer...

Apparently cucumbers don't fit, but thumbs sure do...

It looks infected, cucumbers, pft..

 

theyre good for protecting cuts too

 

to quote Alton Brown on mandolin handguards: " always use the hand guard. a lot of chefs just throw them away which is why they have nicknames like stubs and....bleedy."


i leaned down to check under a chair for the puppy, smashed my eyebrow/ temple area on another chair. ow.

 

Baby nap... don't wanna waste a baby nap.

Am I the most terrible mother ever for wishing I could be wasted in a bar right now?

Maybe not, it'd be worse if I WAS

 

this one cracked me up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qfQng2kjpxI#!

 

no honey...not at all............i remember working night shift and trying to stay up and watch my daughter...by noon i almost in tears...i wouda traded that kid for an hours sleep in a second...hang in there...it gets easier