Jake and the CHATman

Finally home... I swear one of my managers must have been a nazi in her prior life...

Everyone fears her, an hour before she comes in everyone will be rushing to get everything perfect and spotless, I do the same... But there are these two tiny little clips way in the back of the grill that we're supposed to wash every single night.. they're used to hold this cover up... they are such a pain to remove cause you have to pull the entire cover down, then reach down there with some clothes wrapped around your hands because its insanely hot and i burn myself every time... just to remove these to clips...

And washing them does nothing, they literally look the same every time.. they just get a coated brown layer on them that rinses off and they become shinny again.. why does that matter? So i usually just forget about them.. Well, she comes in... and i literally did everything perfectly good as i could... And guess what the one thing she notices is..

The clips in the back like seriously...? And of course she doesn't recognize any of the good stuff.. just that...

 

so... then she calls me out on it, and i don't know why but i felt the need to lie... she says "you forget to clean the clips?" and i so naturally say "you mean the clips on the fryer? No, I cleaned them... why?" ... "well, they look pretty dirty" ... and i was like "thats weird, i cleaned them.." and she was like "well it must have been pretty busy today then huh?" (because that means i'd be using the grill a lot...) and i was liek "oh, yeah it was pretty busy!"

and that was the end of that...

until... she comes up 20 minutes later with the sale reports!? WTF.... she's liek "it didn't look all that busy tonight..." and i was like "oh.. well, there were a few rushes and stuff.. you know..?" ... then i caved, and was like "okaay okay i didn't wash them, no need to be a dick about it" and she was like "did you just call me a dick? I am a lady" and so i was like "well i thought it'd be more polite than calling you a vagina.." you should have seen her face it was priceless, complete ... It was fun... and i only said it because i was off in like 5 mins.. lol

 

i don't know why i split that in 2... i'm just trying to keep my posts shorter its hard okay... i don't know how to summarize very well...

 

Ortus, did you go to catholic school by any chance? I'm having a hard time believing that you just found out about plan b...

 

Ive to wear my 60dollar victoria secret panties today,, I only wear them when I have to wear jeans. makes my nuts nice and comfy. go get the rest my shots today..so I dont have rabies anymore..

 

Have a fun at the doctors ...

Good morning :sunny:

 

I dont know if ill have fun. i kinda dont have any weed., but I might be able to get the cabbie to stop on the way there, instead of the way home.. like last time..

just wait here for a second..

 

I hope the cab doesn't run into a curb again .....

 

in his defense it was raining really hard. but he probably shouldnt have crossed the yellow,, and I said dont cross the solid yellow dude. bang.. hahah that was fun tho..
Im a spend more time out that little city of heidelberg.. explore some stores before I get home.. unless it rains., but I dont think it will..

 

You never know you may explore some stores could be lots of fun

 

ya all might get a charge out of this.. I didnt like the way it come out, was playing some speed settings so I kept it..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS_uwx8IlaY"]squirrely tunnnel of love.. - YouTube

 

my boys bert n ernie showing off their MC skills..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc"]Bert & Ernie tries Gangsta-Rap - YouTube

 

just got the doob call.....yay

back in half

 

passed....couldnt pay big dough for shwag...fucking asshole

 

too bad you didnt have a nice joint going over there.. look at his stuff, light up your joint right there... then say 'ill pass' and walk out smokin out..

punks hate that shit.

 

Thc pills don't do the trick rolling?

 

they only take the edge off...and barely....need to talk to the doc about doubling my dose

 

both head gaskets were shot..both same place

i probably should have just swapped the whole engine

 

wow, that was a long IV antibiotic shot.. took over 2hours and I had to pee two times.
the songs on the radio I remember the doctors office..

summer breeze and jessie's girl. .. lite FM. haha..

 

one time while walking through sears store they were playing an elevator music version of Archie Roachs song "a child was born here"...im sure im the only person in this town who would have ever recognized it