Jerry Garcia

I love spell checkers, and the guy that calls you on your age...its all very hurtful yet so to the point, makes me cry and cry in a good way at the same time.

Don't take waterdreamer on face value tonight, she's actually quite a nice lady

 

I feel like chicken tonight.

 

I only "haha" at the funny things you type

 

I'm eating chicken.

 

does it taste of people?

 

oh, haha, that is ironic and funny, nevermind. I might have a little chicken myself, got some in the fridge.

 

eww...its kinda pasty.
I think I'll move on to some salad.

 

and after that, try an apple....

 

ugh, ive been smoking out of apples for awhile now...kinda sick of it.

 

asparagus hearts?

 

I think il be done iwth food after the salad, its the middle of the night anyway.

 

then what?

 

and then some?
...I want juice, but there is none in this house, fuck man.

 

I gots some orange juice, and you cant has none!!!!

 

I'm not in the mood for orange juice anyway...
I want...some sort of berry flavored juice.

 

I has berry V8 Splash too

 

too healthy for my lardass, but thanks.

 

you got a lard ass..lessee

 

??

 

your posterior..no bare ass though......you are to young to photograph still.