Jesus Christ, is this place always this slow?

Could probably be some sort of incentive for me to actually use the Internet more often...

 

Sounds like those blue diamonds are passing.

 

*groans*

 

Oh man. Your urethra's gonna be bleeding for a week.

 

hahah oh man...

 

you over estimate yourself

 

Shut the fuck up. For the price, I'm the best available. You know this.

 

crack hoe is as crack hoe does

 

Crack hoe? Hell no, I'm not. I don't felch.

 

...anymore...
*stifles a chortle*

 

I only did it once, and I did it because you said there was candy in there! I wanted Pixxy Stix! That wasn't a sugary delight at all, you cuntard!

 

you didnt try hard enough..or I didnt..I get confused some times

 

Oh, you were trying very hard. But only because I didn't give you a reach-around while I was giving your colon a hot beef injection, so you hadn't busted nuts yet.

 

your reach arounds suck anyway, you should trim your nails

 

I thought you liked to bleed, hence the pissing diamonds.



See that? Full circle.

 

peeing blood and bleeding from the genitals is not the same thing

 

Hey.

When in Rome.

 

When in Rome, pretend you need a light......

 

if only ganja was here