Jobs you wouldn't ever want to do.

ive done them all...

 

jesus

thats just too much for me

 

Agreed.

 

plus, i was a fluffer for a year...oh wait...i was jerking myself off...nevermind...

 

PI thought this was jobs we didn't want to do. I've missed days of work sepcifically to play with myself.

 

I call them tuesdays. It's a religious observance too, playing with myself, so it's cool.

 

One day a week? psh

 

Well, skipping work specifically to touch myself.

 

i'm so open to new experiences, there isn't a job i wouldn't do once

i'm planning on getting an office job actually, i'd be an on-star person, my friend works for them, i'm trying to get an in
it's good money, and i absolutely love dressing up in suits
like dress-up every day, how sweet is that
i get to pretend to be grown up

 

I'll die happy if I never have to do any sort of retail/customer service pooh anymore. Just not my thing.

 

no job that randomly drug tests
none where i would have to get dressed up and wear make up on a daily basis

 

what I'm doing now-cleaning up after others...ugh I hate it!

I could never be a fire fighter. For physical reasons-my feet can't touch the petals of the engines and I really can't carry all that gear. I tried, and NO! haha

A lot of the things most people said-guards, anything that harms people...a lawyer-living in the lies of others will just get old. I could never be a doctor because I don't wanna see what someone accidentally got jammed in their ass.

 

I don't want any job that isn't creative and especially any where I don't get to do what ever I want.

 

office jobs
any job requiring physical strength

 

^ Office jobs, ya, exactly.

 

perpetuating a way of life i'd rather not be forced to have to live.

which is what almost every kind of work available these days almost completely seems to be.

=^^=
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you do realize that the whole concept of a job is doing something you don't want to...

 

so you won't do pysical labor, or anything that doesn't require phsyical labor... good luck with that

 

if there's flowers growing on the fire engines, then apparently there isn't much demand for firefighters in your area anyway

 

living statue perhaps