John Lennon, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison Are STILL Alive!?

Look if it turns out that you think you're serious and you weren't the creater of a fantastic send-up of some of the ridiculous threads in this section then you'll plummet in my estimation. Of course the Shakespeare thread was a joke. Do you really believe that I think Harald Hardrada is still alive? I thought this thread was a fantastic spoof!

 

why would they all live in the same city though?

 

okay, so what are you saying? that it makes sense that thousands of folks are always saying that elvis is STILL alive? that he really must have faked his own death (according to all the fans that sincerely believe that). but when it comes to john, janis, and jim--they really are dead, and no way in hell they are ever coming back? so why is it only elvis? what makes him so special and everything. no offense to his fans. but i think john, janis, and jim are JUST as special as elvis! so why can't they STILL be alive!! and now i have that southern comfort bottle cap to prove it!! janis really was drinking and cackling in my park the other day!! i just wish i'd had a camera or something with me. then you might finally start to believe me, huh? lol.

 

your guess is as good as mine. maybe they thought it would be a lot easier to lose themselves here? we get alot of eccentric types in san francisco. plus the warm weather attracts lots of homeless folks. so it's pretty easy to lose yourself here.

 

Someone is using one of my personal quotes as a sig line. Something about legalizing dirty needles and drunk driving so we can thin the herd of the stupid ones first.

In that vein, and for the benefit of those in the know:

ABANDON THREAD! ABANDON THREAD!

 

Huh? What do you mean? Am I in danger by posting this?? lol...oh my

 

Nope, I've already said that Elvis cannot be alive either. This thread should have been a fantastic pisstake of the Elvis one, which is why I did the Shakespeare one to follow through.

 

okay, today i went back to the park to see if janis might be there again. no dice. but guess who WAS there?! at first, he just looked like a bloated old man (chowing down on a double cheeseburger), but upon closer inspection, i could tell it had to be elvis!! he was sitting on a bench, and there was a battered old guitar beside him! plus a mangy old hound dog was sleeping at his feet. (elvis recorded a famous song about a hound dog!) and he started talking to the dog, and there was no mistaking THAT voice. it was elvis! he is STILL alive!!!!! i said hello to him (just to be sure), and he spoke a few words to me! i asked him if he thought fame and fortune were a curse in the end. and he told me he wouldn't know anything about that (obviously trying to hide who he really was!). then he asked me for some spare change (the man is a genius!), and i gave him a dollar. so elvis really is STILL alive!!!!!! all those so-called crazy fans were telling the truth! maybe now they will start to get a little respect for a change? lol.

 

omg. i just got back from the safeway, and you'll never guess who i spotted standing in line in front of me. it was marilyn monroe!! and she still looked sorta sexy (even though she was way wrinkled and everything). she had on a scarf and dark glasses, but she was looking at a national enquirer, and started to giggle when she saw an old pic of herself (with john f. kennedy) in the pages! and it was that same funny little giggle she always used in her movies! plus i heard her say something to the cashier, and it was the same whispery marilyn voice that made her such a star! so marilyn monroe is STILL alive!!! i don't expect everybody to accept this. i know it sounds a little bit crazy. but it's starting to look like san francisco is the place where all the so-called dead stars go to hide out. i think it is so awesome that marilyn monroe is STILL alive!!!!!! i'll be sure and let you know if i run into john lennon, janis joplin, jim morrison, elvis, marilyn (or even shakespeare) again!!!! i might even go back to the park later on today. to see if elvis is still there with his hound dog. they are all STILL alive!! ain't it the coolest!!! lol. thanks!!!!!!!!

 

Being from Baltimore, E.A.P packs my bong.

(Edgar Allan Poe, not Elvis Aron Presley)

 

lol,this is getting crazier and crazier all the time. You're right though,tons of people all over the world have claimed to spot Elvis. But how do you explain him being in so many places all over the world,so close together time wise? Is he Santa Claus?

So,when are you going to take us some pictures of Janis,Elvis(and the hound lol),Jim,John,and whoever else is there? I have a strange,strange feeling that Jerry Garcia will be popping up there soon.

 

My grandma had sex with Jim Morrison! she even has a picture of him and her smoking on her proch. if he was still alive i think he'd still bang her. hahahahhaha

 

hey what about frank zappa, anyone seen him too?
he came into my house and he had a cup of tea....man this is stupid, lol

 

I'm still waiting for Jerry...

 

How much would that rock eh?!

 

Oh yeah, if it turned out it was all a big con and in reality they just couldn't be arsed with the world anymore and told them to get fucked, and let everyone wallow in sorrow over their tragic demise. They must have been loving it - the biggest thing for anyone's ego is to be eulogised for decades while you're still alive. What a complete shower of cunts they'd turn out to have been.

Yeah, that would really rock wouldn't it.

Grow up, get real, none of these people are alive, and if they were, they wouldn't deserve it.

 

For me also from this reason that all of those people were artists. And when somebody use his creativity to express himself, it´s also question of compushency and want of soul. And also live performances are something which inductive a big circulation of energy from sharing and activity.
So tell me, how could emotional person like Janis Joplin possibly live such as homeless somewhere in the park and be happy that she has a rest now from fame and fans ?

 

ahahahahhahahahahaahaha this made my day

 

I wouldn't believe you would see all three of them... thats gotta be a joke.
The only one I'm suspicious of is Jim Morrison, seeing as no one saw the body and no one really knows how he died.
*sigh*
Don't lead us on like that.

 

I can't see how an exuberant guy like Jim Morrison would be content to lead a quiet life if he still lives today.Not his style!.
In an existential way,the three mentioned rock legends are still alive because they are constantly the centre of attention in the rock world,today.Their own consciousness stream has ceased but they live on in the appreciation of others.