just before the end of the world i would...

Tell Scotty to beam me up.

 

watch the evening news

 

wash my hair

 

run over some stuff with my truck

 

mow the yard

 

shave my sack

 

Use this to launch toilets at houses.

 

^^^I'd recomend a bigger one....those look like Lego men

 

sleep

 

ponder

 

take a walk

 

race some cops on the highway

 

get drunk

 

make doves cry

 

commit the worst of all ungentlemanly acts....X2..... Punching through not one but TWO other men's top hats

 

throw down the gauntlet....after slapping the Earth in the face with it

 

Smile and take a deep breath........


Fuck that Id flamethrower some bitches

 

I would build and test fire a golf ball gun

 

free the kids I have locked in my crawl space

 

hide the evidence