just before the end of the world i would...

Id like to see the Eiger

 

spend the whole day trying to suck myself off

 

rent one of those industrial tree chipper machines and pitch anything thatll fit in it

 

pour a 1 mile long strip of gas then light it.

 

strap the towns mayor to my front bumper and give him a close view of all the freaking potholes in the road

 

Wait until someone tailgates me .....then slam on my brakes.

 

finally get my sore tooth yanked

 

join a cult....

 

drive to key west....

 

I'm goin with the above poster....

 

rent a hot air balloon and do some precision water balloon bombing

 

become the leader of a cult, and finally was able to say "I told you so" when the end came

 

make some special Kool Aid for The Earths cult

 

lay on the beach, and watch the sunset....

 

Rob a bank and dump all the money over a stadium full of people.

 

be a judge for the Iron Chef show

 

finally just let go, and eat my own poo

 

make sure the coffee pot is unplugged

 

have one helluva party....

 

clean my house