Kinky Masterbation

i know i am lame and i was like 8 at the time...i have been touching my self sense i figured out it felt good at like the age of like 7

 

Yeah, I used a different lube. Also, I didn't use a bed; I used a couch. The plastic bag was kind of irritating, though. Maybe a rubber glove would work better...

 

something about the whole glove idea seems liek to much work.

 

I used a freezer-bag...

 

that is sad dan...

 

Hey, it if feels good (and does not hurt anyone) do it

 

good point...you win

 

lol Thank god im not the only one.

 

in a tree would be interesting...

 

FING W!

 

One Word: Toothpaste!

 

man toothpaste does everything...polishes silver....cleans and buffs scratchs out of cds....good lube for jerking off...man

 

yep, can't deny the refreshing feeling

 

Toothpaste does not sound good...

 

I can't see toothpaste being all that good.....

 

*raises hand* pick me! pick me! I'm ever so skilled!!!

 

Used a banana...used a bottle...used an ice-pop (brrr)...hmm, I've used a lot of things...lol.

 

I think i'd quite enjoy watching someone do this: http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/blanket-pull.html

 

Click "NEXT TOY" after visiting that link above, which will take here: http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/banana-bonanza.html

Pink Floyd, this may be the answer for you, LOL!

BTW, I would pay to watch you do that again with the bannana.

 

I once tied my big toes together, and hoisted myself upside down, over the overpass on the highway. I proceeded to shove a horseradish up my arse, and shave a picture of Richard Nixon into my body hair. I masturbated with a honeydew melon, whistleing Madness' "Our House"

is that kinky?