Kinky Three Word Story part 3

cats nose....which

 

was whiskery and

 

smelled of cheese

 

and crack cream

 

was running out

 

of one nostril

 

and both balls

 

got stomped on

 

and he jumped

 

over the moon

 

howling like fuck

 

me until the

 

squashed sack swelled

 

so tight that

 

he turned soprano

 

and sang this

 

godawful Bieber song

 

followed by a

 

world record yodel

 

by Slim Whitman