Lady Gaga

I had poker face stuck in my head the other day. I wanted to smash my head against the pavement.

 

Cruel woman.

That picture is not the best, true.
But, you look very different in your group picture than you do in other pictures and I don't take the mickey, do I?

 

Nah, looks like something pulled from the dumpster.

 

if i could never wear pants and get away with it, i'd have it made.
she's living the dream.

 

I hope to God I don't look like THAT

And shuddup odon you're just jealous of my future husband

 

Erm, lets say you two are very different women.

I was (past tense)

 

And ooh you mean my facebook 'group photo'?
If you are, it was leavers. We're allowed to look like shit

And if not... Well.. I have no excuse

 

It must be from there. I'm getting our worlds mixed up
AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!

I just think cuz it probabaly is slightly older. Dunno.
Just sayin' - that's all.

 

you have been noticeably vicious towards women lately.

 

Okay, why don't we do this. You can print one of the pictures from my gallery. Pick which ever one you like. Cut me out and place me on a popsicle stick. That one day a month time frame you want for our friendship, when you type to me, even 10 years from now, hold up the popsicle stick and remind yourself of a time when my breasts were perter, my hair blonder and my waist better defined.
I am not rude nor obnoxious pretty much ever. But I'm a pusher. The person I am with needs to be living to the majority of their capcity, because seeing the fall when they realize they haven't been is hard to take and painful. We also don't do red meat int he house because I am against eating mammals, but then on the other hand, I'll cut back so my husband can have fancy beer brewing equipment. I am a comprosing bitch.
I am also very stoned. Do you smoke?

 

*strips user albums of all pics and deletes odon from facebook*

Happy now?

 

i love lady gaga
and up until last night i had her picture in my sig
she's sexy pants and her music makes me dance

 

She strikes me as a dance version of Amy Winehouse.
Altho' her teeth haven't fallen out thro drug excesses yet..

 

ahahah she looks fucked up

 

She even looks like a blonde Amy Winehouse in Pressed's pic.

I wonder, is there sthg with big hair and some psychological disorder thing?
I know I guy who is mad as a goat and he likes having really big hair.
Altho not exactly in Amy Winehouse's style..

 

With a women like that you need to be vicious, that is what she deserves so she cuts the crap, whatever the hell it is she is doing.

 

See? This kind of thing. This is what I'm talking about when I say "joke." Not that she's an awful singer. Not that she's not beautiful or talented (some of the lyrics to Poker Face are actually halfway to all right even though the song itself is awful), but that she's poking fun at the whole business. Wearing eccentric outfits out, the fake British accent (Madonna anyone?), the weird, ridiculously athletic dancing in the videos (Britney Spears)...
I wonder if she ever appears out of character in public.

 

if she did, no one would recognize her.

 

Is that such a bad thing? It's what I would do.

Edit: Especially if by business, you mean the entertainment industry-pathetic.

 

man i have never really heard her songs and i don`t want to.i expect some hardcore commercial shit. i don`t really watch TV, only if there is a cool movie and Mezzo is a nice channel by the way, but whatever. She looks fake as fuck in that photo, like she is made of wax or something. She looks like a joke of a Barbie doll. It is just grotesque. I really don`t like this type of women-with 10000 kilos of make up and hair like the Eiffel tower. she looks fucking absurd. maybe it sounds horrible and shit but if i saw her on the streets i would make fun of her a little, i just wont resist she begs for it