Last dream you had

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Me and Fingermouse were walking along the banks of an artificial river and we kept getting followed by minor celebrities. There was one guy who I've seen on tv (Channel 5 I think?) and I just couldn't remember his name. I turned round and said "look, Dermot .. Dylan ... David ... someone famous is standing behind us." Fingermouse seemed unimpressed

 

UK Forum Grammar Granny 2009

Fingermouse and I.

(Iz I wrong?)

 

Yes.

 

Are you sure?


Anyhoo, I bought a new bed the other day:





Ever since, I keep having a weird dream I'm being attacked by some kind of creature.

 

Yes, I'm sure.


The bed is possessed by the spirit of an angry creature who is trapped between dimensions and is channeling through you as you sleep. Obviously.

 

Tut, obviously

 

What is with all this me and I confusion? Ahhhh :willy_nilly: Omgz grammer n shit

 

Moving swiftly along.

Alp?

 

In fairness to you if he'd said "walked" rather than "were walking" I think you'd have been perfectly correct, so I will let it slip this time and impose a fine of only 3 Wintons.

No, the spirit in your bed is called Smythe. Smythe wants you to know you may be lactose intolerant and must stop treating your socks so badly.

 

It just seemed wrong.
I've been corrected by you, though.
Regrettably with out enough explanation.
I was also joking.
I've got no room to talk.

 

How very dare you be joking? This is some hardcore shit right here and I totally WAS NOT. :toetap05:

 

I drank a pint of milk the other day and felt really bad.
My sock draw is a real mess and I curse it every time I try and find a matching pair.

Wow, it's eerie how our dreams are so, well, eerie.

 

Are those two sentences grammatically correct?

 

Dont you role youre eyes at me young man. :toetap05:

Smythe knows all.

Ps. Do you keep your draws in your draw? You should get socks all in one colour.

 

Tonight, I think I'm going to have a nightmare about a young lady hurling copies of "Eats Shoots and Leaves" at me.
:toetap05:

 

It's totally endearing. Like this :ssmokeit:

 

Draws? I go Commando! . Ok, yes, I keep draws in my draws.

I do.
My family don't.
I could alway lose my temper when others buy me other patterns/colours etc.
That's not too barmy is it?

 

:blush5:

 

I was working away from my home town so needed to catch a bus there and back.
Every night I was missing the bus because m ylegs were paralysed.
I have no idea how I managed to get onto the bus on the way there.

Oh, the bus was yellow.