Last night I had a dream...

Piaf does have money, that's a good point. I plan to marry a smart, beautiful, and hopefully rich woman though.

...and the turtle remark... that's just silly. I kill them, and as they're dead I fuck them in the mouth with my HUGE black cock.

 

LOL...You sound yugonostalgic....

 

Half-turtle is pretty cool, as long as you're not fat.

 

Oh.

Damn



But I'm even moving to Switzerland in a few years. I may even get Swiss citizenship! You know...

 

Oh, this is just beautiful.....It makes me wanna call a Greenpeace voluntary..


Janja, sometimes I really am yugonostalgic, for God's sake, I was conceived in Makarska!...

 

Switzerland is a beautiful country.

They'd give me a citizenship and a house if I ever decide to become an orthodox Jew.

 

Hahahaha....I dont need details.

 

no, but I may want to rethink things... if you could skip that whole part with the killing, I'm game lol

 

I may make some arrangements, but it mostly depends on my mood and the weather.

 

are you a jew or are you just saving every penny
you can find till you can afford to be jewish lol sorry
bad joke

 

Yeah, it really is beautiful.

Hmmm...Somehow I cant picture you as an Orthodox Jew.

 

I've talked to Switzerland and she doesn't want you there for any conditions....

 

Neither do I, but my mom still says that I'm the best souvenir they've ever brought from holiday......

 

I can picture myself as an orthodox Jew... long peisi (those hair thingies), beard, and dressed in the best of 17th century German attire.

Talking to a piece of land designated by an at-times imaginary line is no constitution for such verbal agreements.

 

we'll talk later...

 

on another note, I love how off topic this thread has gotten haha

 

So you dont want money, you obviously dont need my help in getting Swiss citizenship, I'm not a turtle...I got nothing.

 

Mmmm.........you suck.


And start referring to ALL the voices in my head!..

 

I bet that you're a better sucker than me.

I'll take your money.

You can pay me for sex.

I think I could learn to be cool with that.

 

Oh wow...This is just so romantic


I just hope it wont be a waste of money.