last text received dreadgame

hahahahaha

 

it really only said "k" and that was lame, so i decided to spice it up. im actually a ragin homosexual gay virgin, going into priesthood for the sole purpose of screwing young boys, so sue me

 

haha hope you didn't pay him

in relation to our taxi driver last night.... who we drunkly told to try drift through an intersection. He then lost control mounted the curb and slide into the bushes.

His axles got raped... I'll post pics of it when my mate sends them to me

 

lmao, how did you convince the cab driver to do that?

last text: "It's crazy! no stamps on this side or the post office"

I mourn the death of the US Postal Service. I like snail mail...

 

"Yes sir I remember."

 

we get some pretty dodgey taxi drivers down here.... we were just like

us "hey man do you do drifts in ya taxi?"

he says "not in the taxi"

us "yeh you do"

the rest is history



thats the back right wheel... its pointing inwards and you can see the damage to the actual wheel itself. We got more of the tow truck n shit.. just waiting to receive them

 

Shit mang. Did you have to pay damages?

 

psssh fuck that.
He listened to a couple of drunk 18/19 year olds.
Brought it on himself.

check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

 

"kk sexy"

 

Ahem...:toetap05:...If Memory Serves Me Well, Your Last Received Cell Text,

Came From A Guy Calling Himself GLENGLEN, And It Went Something

Like This...... "Bump The GLENGLEN Thread Once Again B**ch And GLEN's

Going To Come Round To Your House And Throw Rocks On Your Roof".

Am I Correct...?

For Yes Press (1).

For No Press (2).


..........



Cheers Glen.

 

^^^

Oh like a scene from the 3 lil pigs! My house is made from bricks sucka! =]

 

"Haha foxes bark/howl anyway. One kept me up tother week, sounded like a kid crying"

(smelly: I fell asleep whilst reading it, do excuse the non-text-back xD)

 

"mandolin luv you on my way over"

 

"hey mike you have anyone that could get bud right now?" from brittany

wow, i haven't smoked weed in over 6 months and i've been on probation for over a year... people still think i have connections like that. i was a pretty legendary dealer, but now i'm just a kid with dreads. haha, brittany sucks anyway i wouldn't send any connections her way even if she asked in person.

 

" U 2 hang out I'll see you tomorrow"

from my man who is pissed that our plans for the night fell thru cuz a girl friend of mine who I havnt seen in years came home from the virgin islands and wanted to hang out. Really I think he's just pissed cus he was expecting some and it didnt happen! Baaaaastard!

 

"I like it in cookies!!!"

 

"hellooo! i'll have that £25 i owe you next monday. mmm payday we need to hang out and sort out cornwall holiday "

from my fwend kaylou

 

Lol. Ill run a line from your toe all the way to the onks. Still techinically fishing"

I told my mate I am to sick to go fishing. And thats his solution.

'onks' is a nickname for a river