laundry at school

i did! haha

fucking pieces of shit :wank:

 

Is that smiley fist shaking or jerking off?

 

yea, he's beating it :tongue:

 

But, but.....

No one likes to beat it, beat it.

 

michael does

 

If Michael molested a small child while jumping off a bridge, would you?

 

no, its much easier to molest a child in my van

god, what a moron for jumping off a bridge

 

You have a van? Sweet.

 

i have candy too

wanna check it out?

 

If by candy you mean vibrating cock ring, and by van you mean slaughterhouse, than yes. Of course. What a stupid question.

 

the vibrating cock ring comes with its own lolly pop with surprise inside

 

Is it semen? I'll bet it's semen.

Golly gee I hope it's semen.

 

You're strange, Socks. Very strange.

.

 

why yes, yes it is

you can enjoy it anytime you want

 

You should see me in person.

And, fitz, you better be ready for me to take you up on that offer. No All American Girl can resist a good facial.

 

I think that every woman could use a tad more semen in her life.

Might just make them pussies more manly.

 

come on and get it

 

I think EVERYONE could use more semen in their lives.

You know what? Every conversation I have some degenerates to semen......no. "Degenerates" is the wrong word. "Evolves" is more like. Sperm is my savior. Without it I would have no source of protein.

 

Speaking of which, how do lesbian vegans get protein?

 

Tofu!


I need to become a sperm donor.