Least Controversial

oh yeah...how's my ex?

 

oh he's fine, he says hi

 

When did I lose control here?!!

 

you never had control...

 

In other words I've been living in a fool's paradise.

 

uhm...uh...uhhhhhhhh...

 

I'll take that as a "yes".

 

no.

 

Yes, dear.

 

aaaaaaaaaah i hate it when you do the yes, dear thing...
it's something your exwife left behind....grrrrrrrrrr that bitch! (sorry...she ofcourse is the mommy of yer kids but hey...my moms a bitch too.well oh well)

 

How about, "Yes, my love"?

 

OMG! your getting cheesier each second...

 

Hmmmm....How about, "Yes, my little Rocky Mountain canary"?

 

i'd like to notimate myself, because i have been here for ages and have never been nominated for anything.

vote for me

 

i will vote for you . but just remember that its a badge of honor to be unrecognized here.if theese morons thought you were cool , it would be time to reevaluate your position ....humans are small minded unimaginative creatures , capable of any attrosity when the group aproves it .

 

that actually makes a lot of sense. still, thank you for your vote

 

id vote for you in the most deserving of peace happiness and fullfillment cause your a nice kid. and yes its always a struggle to watch what people place importance in

 

EWWWWWW!

 

Ok. Try this....My little snapping turtle dove!!!

 

omg...you're totally making me sick...