leave my balls alone

Right person who knows what she is doing is great, someone who doesn't = pain. I tried the announcement at work this morning and now I have a meeting with HR latter today...

 

U have just never had them handled the right way.

 

I don't like my balls slapped either, licked, sucked on gently by your mom, very nice

 

Hey, I can surely fulfill that need. :love:

I find it best to let everyone know via email what my sexual preferences are whenever I start the day. Just send a note to the entire address book.

I do like my balls massaged, but it's a tender area; they are not to be slapped around. (I'm just going to copy and paste this into an administrative memo.)