Legendary Idiot.

you can try, but i'm a screamer.

 

^ muahahah, you dirty dirty woman i like the way you think. *spank*

 

dude, me too. but im just loud in general. or as my mom would like to say... "my voice carries"...ahahah

 

as long as your not a biter, i can fix that

 

^ HAHAHAHHA omg

 

i do bite, a bit. just a little bit. i spank, too.

 

haha, nu uh i'm the same way. I've kissed a chick before, buuuut. Purely to make my guy hot. Theyre pretty and all. It's just guys are big and sexy and they have balls. Balls. Come on. That's mad fun.

you look just as good with no dreads tho. Some guys when they have dreads, and cut them off, lose their hotness.

 

do you punch in the face?

I'm looking for a mans girl that leaves me for dead afterwards

 

as long as i go home without missing an important piece of myself, then a lil biting is all good

 

no, but i slap hard. i make girly fists.

 

oh no, i prefer to leave the bits where they're supposed to be, with a little mark of ownership.

 

:drool:

 

would anyone have sex with me, hypothetically?

 

i had a major crush on a roommate who led me on quite a bit. i was super hurt when i realized she was just using me to turn on the guys.

not that i think you did that. rather...i wanted to turn the guys on with my tale of heartbreak and woe.

 

i suppose we could have hypothetical sex, but i'd rather have real sex.

 

^agreed. omg... balls are sooo awesome. hahaha. so funny. i like to play with them. they're all.. rolly !!!

yeaaa most ive done is kissed chicks, every time was when drunk, lol. and thanks for the compliment yeah, some guys with dreads are madddd hot. but i like others better without. yet there are lotsa hot dreadie guys here!

 

definitely, you're gorgeous.

 

oh my god, why can I not be in more than one place at once

it hurts

 

dave lives his whole life planning on some way to smack his balls on my forehead during a non-sexual moment. and to drag them over whatever body part happens to be available. i've been face-down on the carpet a few times screaming for mercy through garbled cackles of laughter.

 

thats what i've been saying...

i need a teleporter or something