Legendary Idiot.

i can send you my copy of "tickle his pickle." i'm considering raffling it off, with a sig from me, to help me get the seed money for my home based sex toy business.

 

awwww yes, don't forget i mean, seriously, how could i turn down a beautiful older skinny guy who plays music? jesus.. that would just be against everything i live for, damnit! and i will come back someday!!!!

 

strong, nimble, a bit rough from the strumming and stroking, a perfect fit for his dark elegance and smooth style

 

no...they have long thin fingers on them that play guitar..among other things

 

I've always wondered why so many beautiful people flock here. It makes me wonder if Skip turns the ugly people away.

 

HAHAHH *raises hand* im in!!!


damnit, i have to go to class. i dont wanna leave. butts.

 

*swoooon* damn you gary... stop being hot and far away

 

OKAY, later hotties i shall return

 

nope. i've been hit on by very ugly people. i ignore THEM.

 

hahah

I thought you were staying away from me because you don't converse with 16 year olds.

 

The male avatar keeps most people away from me. haha

 

Well, I'm still cooler then you.

 

I like how anything I touch lately turns sexual.

Probably how KC feels a lot.

 

pft. bitch pleaseeeee.
then keep your balls and texasness to yourself.

 

I'll be alright. It's not going to be that hard for me to find a girl who's not trying to sell me cookies.

 

i can't help it. i'm preoccupied.

 

i love how quickly this got off topic
and how long it seems to have stayed off topic (didnt read every page)

 

some things just aren't worth your time. some things are.

 

hahaha

that made me lol.

whatever man. I can rock the girl scout uniform. you know it.
...just so happens i'm young enough to actually BE a girlscout :tongue:

 

i mean, the legendary idiot makes it possible for us to have sexy talk all the time

i could get this bad boy back on topic, but i don't know how many ladies would find me talking abotu the budget sexy - monotone voice and such...it doesn't rev any engines in my mind