let me ask you a question again {version 3}

yeah, all the time.



do you believe using the microwave could cause negitive health effects?

 

Only if you stick your cat in it.



Lets say you have to write a two line dialogue between a man and a woman... what would the two lines be?

Man:

Woman:

 

Man: Hey, do you like pie eating contests?

Woman: Only if their crack pies

Can you please stop making sense?

 

wait i'm making sense?
road trip, boat trip, plane trip, train trip, trip trip ???

 

i wanna trip on a plane trip that leads to a boat trip that turns into a waterskiing trip, which then becomes a mushroom trip

Do you like to disco?

 

i like the disco..i shake ma booty like a mo fo
does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

 

no, thank goodness

To not be...or TO be?

 

To be, presented in part by Aaron Spelling.

Do you like to wear more than one shirt at a time?

 

sometimes. i forgot to where a t-shirt under the sweatshirt im wearing right now

Are you left wing, right wing, heads or tails?

 

im left handed and like it when coins land on the straight middle


do you work with mostly males or females?

 

i have no work...so...yah...
yah or jah?

 

JAH MON JAH MOn!!!1!!111@@2


Yah? Nah?

 

jah mon!!

puppies, or babies?

 

puppies. im not ready to be makin babies yet

What color is your lighter?

 

which one?
i have many, lots of colours
do you want to run away, or run to something?

 

haha yes. i want to run away from the next two years and jump to where id be now. and id like to run away from home and live somewhere where i truly 100% be myself. id want to my friend dom right now to give him back his cd and kick his ass in mortal kombat to regain my cred.


what are you doing tonight?

 

i don't know if i'll be doing anything...i have to cook dinner, and get stuff ready for tomorrow

how hippie are you really?...take away the label and go to the essence of being a "hippie" ... how hippie are you really?

 

i can be pretty damn hippie. i dont want to be labeled hippie, but i dont care if i am or not. im many things

how metal are you?

 

HAha... I'm not that kinda tacky metal novelty crap...

I'm my own kinda metal, if you reaaaaaaaaaally get to know me. I guess "heavy metal" rather than death or black or goth, etc. would be the closest element, as it's like.. you really can't put your finger on radioactive and synthetic elements, so... that's how I feel sometimes. I like to slide out from underneath folks' fingers.

Do you watch mythbusters?!?!?!

 

yesssss
do you believe in the loch ness monster?