Lets all together tell a story

... disguised policeman. He was very upset seing someone doing such business in Atlantis. The girl regreted all and said ...

 

Jerry Garcia, take me away!!!!!!

 

So Jerry picked her up on his tractor and rode away slowly but surely into the ocean.

 

While driving around on the bottom of the ocean, the pair noticed a large group of crazy old men wading in to the water with car batteries . . .

 

who knew! they were the Batter Men who used those car batteries to power the waterworld, very important men. YOu thought Atlantis was cool. You should see the great Waterworld.They lived deep under the oceans in....

 

yellow submarines and everyday that got to see an assortment of beautiful

 

magic fish. They were said to have magic powers. If you caught one you could live forever. Jerry had caught one once and faked his death to start a new life. They asked for a ride from the battermen and....

 

but the battermen said fuck you and left them alone to...

 

to travel the ocean floor alone. They came to land several weeks later they had reached Italy. Jerry was hungery so they....

 

...went into a Pizzeria and ordered loads of pasta. But when the waiter brought the bill they were kind of ashamed ... they escape and decided to live as pirates...

 

on their voyages they became very rich and dicovered the island of grass. they hung out on the island of grass for weeks smoking and playing beautiful music. When it was time to leave...

 

...they were very sad. Although they took a big stock of grass with them they soon had smoked it up. Their withdrawal symptons were heavy: ....

 

it was a rough trip back to land. they had gotten lost and landed somewhere they were not familiar with. everyone seemed to be in a hurry and tired. they didnt know at the time but they they landed on the island of endless war. they...

 

were attacked by some soldiers. They were so frightened ... . But then their hero came: Ta, ta, ta: It was superman

 

Superman, dressed in a Teacozy, gave everyone a joint and a match, and then the War stopped so, in a fit of passion, Jim Morrison said...........

 

Superman, dressed in a Tea Cozy, gave everyone a big joint and a lighter. Soon the War stopped. Then Jim Morrison (who was still there, in cuffs) in a fit of passion, said.............

 

"WAKE UP!!!" to which she awoke to find she was not really a he at all but the same ole Sally she was when she passed out in the field of pot ...

 

And then Jim Morrison turned into White Rabbit and ran down the field of pot with his big watch...

 

... saying Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be too late! Then hte queen of hearts appeared. She was in a bad mood, 'cause someone has smoked some of her very own pot...

 

Not believing her own eyes at this point, Sally rubbed her eyes, looked up, rubbed her eyes again, looked up again, rubbed them one more time and on looking up there was her mom standing there with a joint in her mouth, scolding her for smoking her mom's pot and falling asleep in her hidden hooch patch ...