Lets all together tell a story

jimmy page jumped off the stage and hit the guy in the head with his guitar. then he invited the group to get on stage with the band and then...

 

Then they all started rocking out and tripping on acid but then suddenly, in the middle of their fun the guy woke up very angry now....

 

this time the whole band got on his ass. robert plant screamed in his ear, jimmy hit him again, john bonham drummed on the guys head, and john paul jones just laughed.

 

Ha Ha! That's hilarious!

All the hippies just stand there pointing and laughing at him. Shure they belive in love and peace, but the idiot so deserved it.

Just then, the cops come, about three or four of 'em.

"What's going on here!" they demand.

The hippies have really no idea what is going on. They're still tripping out.

 

man you and i have a nice story here. but to continue, zeppelin told the police what happened. the cops being friends with the band went backstage withe the group of girls to smoke a fat blunt then they were interrupted by....

 

Oh no! I gotta go!

 

drats well then we'll continue some other time its been great.

 

They were inturrupted by a sound coming from behind a tree. They went to check it out, and 2 hippies were there making out. They were disgusted and said....

 

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. then they realized that it was a natural thing to do. so they had an orgy party...

 

They were all psyco crazy nudist hippies and the cops didn't do anything about it. But then, the president came to see what was going on and they tied him up and tortured him because he was an idiot, but then....

 

the vice president came along and tried to stop them. but the hippies and the cops just tied him up to. so they all sang a song and the song was...

 

They're coming to take me away to the funny farm!!!!
And then a bunch of flying monkeys came and took the president and vice president, the gaurd guy and the cops and flew them away to...

 

their own personal hells, where they belong. when they got to hell the devil said to them...

 

You're not groovy man!!!! And he got them all really high and made them all jump in a firey pool of hot lava. When Bush got to the edge of it...

 

he turned to the devil and said "Satin , I am your...

 

Tiki Hippie Monkey God!!! Bow down and worship me!!!! And the devil reacted by...

 

taking off his mask and reveling that he was really...

 

Fred Flinstone. And he yelled "Yabba dabba doo!" and ran away as fast as he could on his little foot powred car. The devil was mad and....

 

....and the devil sent up a demon, who just happened to be Hitler, and Hitler shot Fred Flinstone in the pinky toe 3 times in a row. and then....

 

chuck norris flew out of the sky and roundhouse kicked hitler and the devil into yesterday...