Lets all together tell a story

hasn't this sticky gone on for long enough?

lol

 

nah. it could go on for ever and ever.

 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u guys SCARE me!!! This story is MESSED UP!!!!

WHAT ARE YOU ALL ON!? lol.

 

"Well, damn. I didn't even think of smoking it myself!" So God got really high with his son Jesus. They were just chilling around laughing at God's weird stories of Noah and stuff when all of a sudden...

 

Abraham came and said "hey" and God said to Abraham "kill me a son", Abe said "Man, you must be putting me on", God Said "No, Abe said "WHAT", God said "you can do what you want, Abe, but the next time you see me coming you'd better run.", so Abe said where you want this killing done?" God said "Down on Highway 61"

 

2000 years later the second incarnation of Jesus occured. A son was born to a prostitute in 1985 and she named him Jesse. The world did'nt know what it was in for but sometime after the first decade in the new millenium the preachings of the new world church would begin and disprove all world religions. The radical preachings of Jesse would ultimatly end in his assasination and triggering of armageddon only 1% of the worlds population would be left after the worldwide nuclear war. There would also be vampiric creatures and deformed humanoids who would wander the barren plains of the various different nuclear wastelands, killing and eating whatever creatures they could overtake, dining on thier blood and ashes...

 

but there comes a biggets mexican i have ever seen biggest shit. hes a brother of the jesse

 

and he led the word to the new age

 

And everybody started singing, "This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius/ age of Aquarius..." while dancing naked in the pouring rain.

 

then they had a big mud orgy

 

Then they all climaxed at the same time, and they kept on having orgasm after orgasm until they all died happy.

Except for Sandra, who came just as hard and just as much as everyone else yet somehow managed to survive. Exhausted as she was, she lay on the ground blissfully unaware that she was the last remaining person on Earth. She fell asleep and dreamed...

 

as she slept through the night she had this crazy dream. the dream started out...

 

...cewl as fck...

 

an than she died.... THIS IS THE END... my only friend the end

 

^wow thats ironic becaues im watching the doors movie. weird fucking movie

 

Mr. Mojo Risin'

 

^roadhouse bluse is a better song. the doors movie is weird. jim morrison was a crazy person

 

Peyote KICKS ASS though.

 

The End

 

Noooooooooooooooooo!!!