Lets all together tell a story

I liked your sig when it was smalleR

 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! :reddevil:

 

Oh? Y is that? Everyone else likes it...

 

and then the two little man-dogs began humping each others legs in the palace of forgotten penises deep in the forest of sodomy....

 

This topic is NOT G rated!!!
It's funny tho.

 

and then the great dominatrix Mr. TortureTron 5000 stepped in from his afternoon dip in the man-milk river. NEED-MY-MALE-CUM! I smell the funk of a naughty bum! the two man-dogs jumped up in fear Victor said to the other man dog Wetzel lets beat it...

 

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^omg army of darkness is a kick ass movie. bruce cambell is kick ass

 

Trapped in the past, surrounded by evil, low on gas....

 

I like the Janis, Jimi, and Jim thing, but I like when u use the smaller pictures of them because when their real big they make the page really wide and I have to scroll back and forth to see what everyone read, and you see I'm a lazyass so...

 

Then one day King oblivious dildo walked through the booty-juice swamp singing "Booty Juice comes from the source, What's the source? An ass of course"! Then he broke out his keg tap and...

 

....started drinking the booty juice. He drank and drank and drank until the swamp was EMPTY!! "OMG" he thought, "What have i done!!" He tried to think of a way to fill the swamp back up and then he got an idea. "I got it i'll just...........

 

^^^^:spam: ^^^^

 

But she quicky grabbed some water from the nearby stream an' in the process dropped the joint into the field...

 

And the strawberry fields burned forever. But through the smoke she could see a light! Bright and white, but wait..it's not a light. It's a white rabbit! She followed the rabbit but just could not catch it, she stumbled and........

 

bumped head on into a huge rainbow of sparkly colors. then she opened her eyes and she realized that she had actually bumped into to a clay wall and had knocked out. the rainbow was actualy a kool-aid watefall, so then she...

 

...started drinking the kool-aid waterfall as she climbed up the wall. When she got over the wall there was a pot of gold! So she...

 

dunked her hands in the massive pot of gold, enjoying the cool metal against her warm skin.
she grabbed a handful of coins, taking them with her. she then took a coin and tossed it into the lake the kool-aid waterfall had created, wishing for........

 

Some kool-aid blotter acid!! The wish came true and out of the sky fell sheets of blotter acid like rain from the heavens. Everywhere you look there is acid, acid, and more acid!! Just when she was going to take a hit the leprechaun at the end of the rainbow showed up and shouted....