Lets all together tell a story

but it was ok, that burning cherry was no match for sally's smoking abilities. she just swallowed it and took another hit and started getting a great buzz. when she was done with the doobie she picked herself a few buds,stuck 'em in her pocket and decided to check out what else was there in the rabbitt hole. it had to be a pretty cool place if there was feilds of marijuana and stuff....

 

i do not get how to fuckin' use this thing. all i know is i wanna meet some cool girls, maybe even moms that like to burn in my area. anyone willing to help me out?

 

So she picked up the gigantic scissors on the ground next to her and started harvesting every plant in sight. Right as she cut down the last plant the fcuking DEA SHOWS UP TO CONFISCATE THE STASH!!!!! She looked the DEA agent square in the eye and said........

 

and than she saw blue horses on the sky and she start to hear a great music singed by...

 

The Beatles!! They popped out of their yellow submarine and went with her on their merry way down the yellow brick road. Just then they saw a......

 

... a walrus! goo goo gjoob singing with Lucy in the Sky and Jude when Here Comes the Sun and...

 

Or was it? Perhaps not. Perhaps Sally simply splintered off into separate and distinct realities, one in which she had "died, suffered, and ended," but another still where the world could not accept that possiblity, and invented around her existential shortfall a new route, one which suited the world's sensibility. Back in that sorter span, there was still the Sally who suffered the stroke, died. What of her? Was she really dead? Did she pass into a new world, unaware of the self that had left her, rather than leaving it? What looking glass awaited her, did her beautiful hair follow her? Did she float? Did she remember who she had been? Let's ask her.

We: Sally, some say you rose, walked, even inhaled a cherry. Yet someone said first that you burst a small vessel of blood in your brain and died. What really happened?

She: I transitioned. I have always transitioned. I am transitioning right now. I am everywhere and nowhere. I am you, and I am an infinite number of Me's. Each Me is connected to each of your You's, and each of You is infinitely connected to an infinite variety of You, splintering into an infinite number of possiblities. You are everyone else and yourself as well, and so are They. In fact, there is no They, or Me, or You, not really. Those are conceptual constructs that the human mind needs, in order to fetch reason around the experience of Experience. Think of each spirit/moment as a star, eminating from one central moment/self. The Me/Now, if you will. But each of Me goes outward (and inward) in an opposite, nonlinear direction of each of all the other Me's. Your conceptual understanding of this will fail you, as it did Me, because in your world there is only one opposite for each polar possibility, but in reality they all are infinite, varied, and connected. Consider that pinpoints of light are not points at all, but hollow waves of solid Experience. That is how it is with Me, everywhere, nowhere (know where), always is and never was. And so it is with You. I love You, as I love my Self. Even my hatred is an expression of my Love. In reality, I never love or hate. I only expand and implode. You call it love. I call it We, the spaces where We overlap, creating Another. Infinite Others. You will continue to expand and implode too, when You join Us again. Not that you ever left, of course, but never you mind, all of that.

You'll understand everything, in just a little while.

 

...it's sweltering heat! Oh they were in for a looong and hot day today. They all decided to go BACK to the kool-aid waterfall to see if the blotter was still around there. They started walking and in time..........

BTW I always thought he said coo coo cachoo?? lol

~PeAcE~

 

This is not about the story...however i just wanted to say, there is NOTHING i HATE more than gay smelly retard tree hugging hippies. I wish you all dead and killing you is worth going down for. I always hated you, I will always hate you and i will dedicate my life to riding the world from your kind, be it by torture or be it by death i will somehow end the hippie plague. So as i will end all my messages...have a bad day, hippie. P.S if your with me add me: hakimeion@hotmail.com

 

A Flying PIg

 

A Flying PIg

^so after the police helicopter landed a jar of glitter fell out and broke releasing a .....

 

Magical Pixie Fairy named Finkerbell!! She was tinkerbell's fake vil twin but NO ONE KNEW!?!?!?!?! Just as she was about to get into mischief......

 

she slipped on fairy dust, dunked her head and fell into a deep sleep! a fews moments later she woke up and realized ....

 

....that after she slipped she had lost her WEED!!! Whatever will i do, she shouted in dismay. So she decided to find the weed in the strawberry field she was hovering over. Is that it over there, she thought squinting her eyes towards the distance. She started to fly over but then...............

 

John popped out of a hole in the ground, and grabbed it before she could get to it. quickly he ran towards Yoko when....

 

She put a spell on him and took away his voice. OMG shouted the world, Whatever will we do!! Yoko thought and thought and thought but was just too simple to think of anything Then summereco was walking through the field and she shouted for her to come over. She said.................

 

"oh no the world's greatest talent has lost his voice". at that moment Yoko started laughing insanly! and John smiled too and then said "got cha" hahahah! after that John went over picked up the baggy of mj. He and SummerEco were having a great time while Yoko just sat there blankly! all was great when all of a sudden......

 

Yoko ran off to the mountains in disgust. She saw a man in the distance and ran towards him. Up the hill she went and there sitting was............The Man On The Hill The second that I,,, erm I mean the man on the hill saw yoko he RAN FOR HIS LIFE!!! As he ran he fell down the hill and hit his head on a yellow submarine and was like "Woah, I'm totally tripping balls man"!! Out came Paul, George, and Ringo like "Hello fellow wanderer" Just as The Man On the Hill was about to speak..........

 

Yoko came running like a mad woman, she stumbled on a rock and came rolling down the hill. she crashed into the Beatles and separated them after that....

 

they all wandered around disoriented for an hour until kermit the frog and the cookie monster picked them all up in a huge led zeppelin. On board the led zepplin Robert Plant was smoking a splif and reading a crazy
collectively written story in a discussion forum on a computer. When the beattles, yoko, and man on the hill, kermit and cookie monster all came in to the room he said to them "Man, this story I'm reading is messing with my head! I don't think I have enough acid!" So cookie monster opened his cell phone and called a strange cat named groovecookie who was on board the starship "enterprise". He asked captain
Quirk if there was any more acid-coolaid. Quirk said "I.....think there...........maybesomemoreinthefrige." Shortly, groovecookie beamed aboard the zepplin along with Quirk who was in leather bondage gear and carrying a large jug of acid-coolaid and various sex toys.
Then, just as they were all starting to peak and Quirk's ass was beat red from the spankings they were all giving him...