Lets all together tell a story

Sally began coughing again. The more she coughed, the more the environment around her shimmered. Once her coughing fit was over, she found herself in a strange new world, where all of the colors appeared more radiant and bright.

 

Then Sally turned and said; "yland, is that you? I haven't seen you since 1972!

 

...... When we were having that orgy with Belle and the gang. I almost did not know that it was you, but what gave it away was that huge....

 

…marijuana leaf behind your ear. By the way, how long have you had it?

 

"I've had it for three years", so you're the boss applesauce.

 

So BoDhI steps in and says "hey, whats the deal with this applesauce nonsense??"

 

Well if you really must know, one day I was walking though a forest of apple trees and.........

 

...saw 3 little flying pigs....One of them landed in front of me, looked deep into my eyes and said...

 

Let's all get naked! Which caused..

 

The first trumpet in Revelations to blow.
No, it didn't, but what it did cause...

 

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Now back to the story
What it caused, was for me to start throwing the apples at the 3 little flying pigs and they started squealing. The squealing sounded like it could have been the first trumpet in Revelations and seeing as my aim was off, I missed the pigs but the apples got mushed up. The pigs ate the apples and after that they always called me the boss applesauce. But I digress, have you really had that marijuana leaf behind your ear for three years?

 

...asked Desmedona, the left-handed underwater basketweaver as she coyly waved half of a bagel in my face...

 

"I may be unmentionably high, but I am not blind! That bagel is growing mold and other alien lifeforms on it! And yes this leaf is my friend we have traveled.......

 

to restaurant at the end of the universe and back, speaking of which I should have bought back a doggie bag but again I digress…. What where you saying…..

 

oh yes thats right the leaf..... I recieved this leaf as a method of payment from a pigeon toed love donkey... Who floats on clouds of pot smoke sent here from the heavens....And we have became quite good friends. All I have to do is click my heals three times and wish for it to grow and BOOM! A phatty bud will appear like this.......

 

Just then a rather largish caterpillar sitting on a mushroom smoking a hookah said whooooo are yooooou? After I explained who I was he turned to you and asked if you would like to add some of your bud to his bowl for everyone to share…..

 

So I said, have but only a small amount share. Perhaps If you could show me the way home, maybe I can spare some for your hookah. He insisted then, that there was no way home, only a way to come to terms with what is here now.

"Why do you seek a way that is long forgotton," said the catapillar.
"I only want to sleep in my lovers arms once more" said the boy.
"I once tried to travel that way, but my love has changed and she no longer wants me, as yours will no longer want you" said the catapillar.
"Perhaps we will both find a good end to our story" said the boy.

 

At that very moment of sadness the boy packed the rest of his bud into the hookah. A glorious smoke sesh resulted. The Boy slowly came to grips with his new realization as he slowly came up. The boy broke free from his desire for his lover. He knew there were far more lovers out there. Upon this realization he jumped up...and speadily told the Caterpillar all about his new idea. This new idea to travel everywhere and find many new lovers across the world. The Caterpillar wished the boy peaceful travels and he was off over the horrizon towards the land of......

 

many new lovers where he....

 

began to float. Because in this land of lovers, indecision is bouyant. He realized he had to find a lover soon before he reached the clouds where...