Lets Give Them Something To Chat About!

There are no fish in the pond here at work

 

im getting a kick out of the "dallas tx" one

 

well im makin bacon.

its past my bed time.. but I want bacon now... and ill also have a bacon breakfast when I wake up..

work shifts tomorrow and im closer soI can ride my bike tomorrow.

mmm bacon

 

i had bacon this morning. its usually a staple of my breakfast every morning

 

yes indeed, I enjoy lots of cholesterol from breakfast.

bacon.. eggs.. bagel with cream cheese. yum

I don't like makin breakfast at 5;30am. do it at night.

plus I watch it better after some weed.

 

I have two roaches

 

I have 2 firecrackers.

I also love bacon...my fav breakfast is bacon, egg and cheese biscuit from whatever fast-food place. :2thumbsup:

One of my favorite suppers/dinners is grits, eggs, and bacon...grits with LOTS of butter and cheese optional.

If I wasn't watching my girlish figure (or you can read that tired) I'd go cook some now.

 

A pond with no fish is like a pub with no beer. Or something. Just not right.

 

a moth landed in hot bacon grease on the stove that popped off the frying pan... bad luck landing there... was flapping its wing other stuck in the fat im about to eat.. think the little bugger was hurting and I didn't know what to do so I helped him and squashed him with a spoon.

 

Y'all should gorge down on my special breakfast.

It's two-three types of sausages usually bratwurst, thüringerwurst and kransky all diced up into little circles then pan fried with bacon and eggs ontop of grilled cheese. =] and it's awesome for a hangover cure.

My other favorite hangover cure I learned from a hostel in Austria which works a treat is minced meat lamb, beef and pork. Diced up bacon, diced up kransky into cubes all fried up in a big heap of food in a fry pan along with potatoe cubes. Add 3-5 eggs depending on how many is eating, keep stirring that around and around until it's all cooked and done and serve.

They both probay don't sound that appertising and probably don't look that nice and most probably not even that good for you but they're like a staple of breakfasts I make folks when they crash over at my house. =p

 

^ yeah, that was the only merciful thing to do.

He'll go to moth heaven.

 

^ OMG! it sounds pretty good actually...I can about hear the cholesterol fat sizzling in it though.

 

I hate things like that, too, but you have my respect for caring about the tiny life.......

 

Oh yeah there is that hehe. You sweat that out in a bath though lol.
I'm kinda one of those people that likes to eat so I exercise a lot so I can eat. >.<

 

.. I got no problem with telling fellow human to get lost but wildlife... different.

I hit a owl in my civic.. my car didn't get a scratch becaue it flew right under the front bumper.. that was sad..

but then there are deer here. they are like fast walking cows.

they do not learn when there ancestor's got killed here year after year from the highway... common...

 

I've hit a lot of birds before and I've been in a car when it hit a kangaroo once.
I see deer a fair bit but the thing that mind boggles me is where are the cars that hit them? I mean, there has to be a lot of damaged cars out there, like the small VW I drive shit, if I hit a deer I think it's absorb my car on impact.

 

don't blame the deer! Man has made lots of roads.........

 

I once knew a man that a deer actually went through his windshield.

It killed the deer.

That was one of the sorriest, meanest sobs I've ever known...he turned out alright...that time.

 

That's true. Sometimes I don't think people realise natures patterns in migration when they lay down roads and bridges. Lots of fishies can't get to their spawning locations because dams are created and spillways and water is blocked. I don't even know if they think about it when they draw their plans.

 

vehicles are pretty tough compared to deer.....................

Deer always get killed when they are running on the highway they don't stand there like a target. So everytime we hit them they get hit and split in two.

Joking, but not really.

a kangroo sounds big....to big

hitting horses sucks too.

ive been in 4 deer accidents , two I was driving, and another one I witnessed.