Lets make up statistics!!

100% of males have at one time or another tried to blow them selves

 

98% of all statistics are at best 98% acurate
50% of all statistics are completely made up
even made up statistics are 98% acurate
by making up statistics to prove a point you inadvertantly make that point true 98% of the time
untill a statistic proves that only 3% of made up statistics are true

only .0000001% understand statistics

94.43% of statiticions are unmaried 1.2% are married to statittions and 1.2% cant spell statititions

83% of all typos ore actual typos
only 43% of typos are concidered common typos
14% of common typos go unnoticed
1.13% of the top 87% most common typos have become accepted as 100% legitimate spellings

in the past 25 years theres been a 14% decline annualy in the use of the letter g in words endin in ing

 

90% of everything is crap (sturgeon's first law)
the remaining 10% makes up for it (themnax's corilary)

86% of the universe is statistical in nature

the percentage of your experience you influence varies randomly from instant to instant in the range between 45 and 82%

the remainder is called fate, though roughly less then 19% is ever actually entirely predetermined.

if 55% of the population practiced the golden rule 95% of the time, or 95% of the population did 55% of the time, every government on the face of planet earth would collapse in 15 minuets without a single shot being fired nor a single drop of blood being spilled.

less then -n^-n% of the universe is known collectively to any portion of the population of earth.

95% of the people who call themselves fallowers of whatever belief happens to be dominant where they live, do so to avoid social and economic discrimination.

less the 35% of all humans on earth are awaire of more then 15% of the values and priorities they are actually living by.

65% of 10 year olds actually wish they were having sex. 83.5% of the remainder are extremely curious about it.

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78% of all Goverment employees are on Crack cocaine..

 

65% of all letter carriers steal correspondence.
77% of those write the senders back.

 

a good 89% of the time, I love making up statistics

 

LMFAO! I love you man!

 

1 percent of all perfume is cat whizz

 

Im sorry thats wasnt made up.... only 2% of goverment employees are on crack...

 

67% of made up statistics are accurate

 

476 million people watch porn at work.
56% of them have sex in their office
3% of them get caught
1.5% of them do it with their bosses.
100% of those people get a 95% raise and get promoted.

 

82% of all remote control battery's will outlive the device the remote control controls.

 

87% of people with laptops and wifi will be on their laptop while pooping. I do.
296 billion people may be thinking about the same thing at the same time.
If you smoke weed your brain explodes, you continue to live and your penis will shrivel and regrow itself on your elbow.

 

1 percent of all dogs eats steak 4 times a day.

 

100% of all simpson fans contain a certain genetic code that makes them better than most others.

 

65% of staruck's non-drive-thru regulars are working on a novel or screenplay.

 

62% of people who ate acid enjoy the simplicity of life.
90% of people don't make changes in their lives don't do so beacuse they are afraid.

 

19% of african elephants throw their feces at eachother using their trunks as a way of showing hate for one another.

 

99.3 % of this world is fucked up
The reamaining 00.7 % are on Hip-Forums

 

97.5% of Americans will believe any stupid statistic.