Lets make up statistics!!

75% of the people reading this will think this is a new thread. 99% of those will be "guests"

 

65% of all statistics are made up, ya know?

 

Women control 80% of the money and 100 % of the pussy.


Unfortunately that's not made up.


Also 100 % of me is a jack-ass.

Unfortunately that's not made up either.

 

1% of cats believe they are superior to every other kind of creature on this earth.

The other 99% know they are.

 

100% of this thread is pure bullshit.

 

87% of all percentage base statistics are misleading. 78% are completely made up.

 

95% of people pick their nose and the other 5% "like" to watch

 

Newt Gingrich's shits his brains out 18% of the times when he uses a toilet or bedpan. The politician has a specially modified Life-Alert transmitter that can signal a brain surgeon who is on call twenty-four hours per day.

 

6.28% of "bowel movements" smell good.

 

84% of sheperds fuck their sheep.

16 % of sheperds are crippled

 

75% of whites would rather be black and the other 25% are quite content to simply act that way

Hotwater

 

99.987 % of men urinate in the shower

 

67% of men prefer melons to apples.

 

72% of drivers have flipped the bird at an old lady in the last 6 months

 

53% of those old ladies flipped the bird right back.....

 

97.3% of HF members have never looked at this thread

 

now thats just not true ^ least make it believable... lol.

13% of homeless people are actually secretly rich people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvP9mSXVVxw"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvP9mSXVVxw

 

OK

7% of rich people are secretly homeless people

 

1% of readers laugh at my posts

 

31.7% of the food you eat has been genetically separated from the host, providing 13% less nutrition than 64% of us care to know about.