Let's post funny things that white people do.

Actually there was a wide range of winter activities I chose to ignore including but not limited to downhill skiing, snowmobiling, cross-country skiing, ice skating, mountaineering, snowboarding, snowshoeing, tobogganing…… :dizzy2:


Hotwater

 

Yuck. I don't like being out in the snow.

I mean.... when jerry wrote about taking walks in the snow... I admit I have some fond memories of getting all TOASTED and walking around in the snow. But that shits not fun when you're sober...

This past winter I'd go outside to play in the snow w Cason and I'd help him build a snowman and once snowman was done.... "shit, I'm COLD....daddy, you need to come out here and play w C in the snow. I'm going in and getting warm!!"


Actually I think I'm just getting OLD. Kids can handle being outside in the snow so much better. Must not get cold as quick or it doesn't bug them...idk...

 

Last year during the height of the blizzard (Nemo) I took a long walk and couldn’t believe the ferociousness of the winds


Hotwater

 

Nemo....haha.... (not only naming snow storms...but that name...really, nemo??!)

This COUNTRY (not just me) has become much more a nation of wimps about snow.

 

Ordinarily I’d agree but with 30+ inches of snow and hurricane force winds – well, this was one of the few times it was wise to play it safe and stay off the roads.

Hotwater

 

Eh, yea, I'm the first to tell people when there's a blizzard... call off of work!!!! Who cares if your boss likes it!!

I just meant....why do we have to name them now??

 

Not sure why they decided to name snowstorms, but I do know they didn't start naming Hurricanes until 1950. Two of the most intense hurricanes on record the Great New England Hurricane of 38’ and the no-name storm of 35’ which leveled the Florida Keys remain unnamed.

Perhaps it’s just the natural progression of things


Hotwater

 

I think its just a ratings thing...sensationalism in the news and what not. The weather channel started naming them, its not really done through any official channels

 

Less talky, more memes

 

Oh yes, of course. Now I finally understand. Thank you so much.

Now explain the Mad Max pic.

 

Every opening weekend for a Fast and Furious sequel at the theaters, the cops were always out there waiting for the movie to finish up so they could hand out speeding tickets to those retards.

 

Yup, They will never learn! Im sorry, The ticket stub and some semi visual does not add to skill and or modifications to car! On the other hand, I have a grand Cherokee awd with a magnum crate in it and take those fools money all the time. Its fun but costly when you slam the pedal to the floor though for a few seconds. Its fun watching people destroy their vehicles not built or lacking in skill to keep it even and running. The final 7th one will be here soon, Im guessing with all the newer cars and the select shift/clutch less manual options, Mini vans will be turning them over. Pretty much shit only white people do!

 

I guess it was beneath the mistress of the house to openly display her nipples; so she choose the next best thing; her lactating overweight black maid

 

The proper term was wet nurse

 

The proper term was "wet-nurse by means of the whip" if that photo is as old as it appears