Let's post funny things that white people do.

Ha ha, nice to know black folk can have equally as bad of taste in food as whites! LOL

(Kidding AT, no offense intended. The cracker barrel here is pretty bad.:ack2

 

Speaking of Ohio, and since we're talking about white folks and their idiosyncrasies. I posted this top ten list several years ago when the ohio sniper was active....

Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor is the Ohio Sniper


10) He's White

9) He's Military Issue

8) He lives in a camouflaged trailer

7) He's a card-carrying member of the NRA

6) The local rotary club sign is dotted with .50 caliber ordinance

5) He set-up a bivouac outside of the movie theater showing 'Enemy at the Gate'

4) His website OhioSniper.com has received a million hit since the shootings began

3) He claims to have been captured and tortured in Iraq -- but managed to escape along the caravan routes

2) Again, he's white -- but it's hard to tell under all that black make-up

1) His favorite T-Shirt 'Charles Whitman, Rules'


Hotwater

 

Haha... no offense taken.

It's by far not my fav restaurant.... it's okay. I don't think it's great or terrible. I like their hashbrown casserole though. Could eat that stuff all day.

 

For some reason this post made me remember the DC Sniper... (and that was a bit odd when it was going on because most of the stuff was happening about 45 mins from my house BUT there was a lot of talk on the news about how he...or them, which ended up being them, were moving up this way.... got to be slightly scary actually).... But anyways what was odd about that is that most mass shooters are white, same with serial killers but the DC Sniper was (two) black people instead. I think now that I think about it I remember the news around here anyways speculating at first that the DC Sniper would be a white guy.

 

Ha! I give her shit about it too. She doesn't really use that stuff all the time or even get very dark with it but I give her a hard time every time. I naturally get very dark in the summer (my friends call me ethnically ambiguous in the summer). She is Norwegian and can't get much of a tan to save her life. She's pretty good looking but man...she's a white girl! My daughter and I kind of tease her a bit about it.

 

I was also surprised to learn the DC sniper(s) were black because it goes against the natural order of things

75% of mass killings in US were perpetrated by while males
79% of school massacres were perpetrated by white males
70% of all workplace rampages were perpetrated by white males


Hotwater

 

I was thinking the same thing when I read that post.

 

Not funny but when a white guy feels powerless or inadequate and decides to strike back at a wrong or a perceived wrong …watch out :hide:



Hotwater

 

According to wikipedia:

 

Well yea...that's why I mentioned he (them actually) were black and said most mass shooters and serial killers are white.

Them not being white is rare. For the Dc Sniper they def were saying the profile was a white guy....ONE white guy. Middle aged, married, normal, loner.... usual stuff.

 

THIS could explain it though. lol!


"
Whites (including Hispanics who identified as white) constitute the majority, with a total of 223,553,265, or 72.4% of the population in the 2010 United States Census. Non-Hispanic whites totaled 196,817,552, or 63.7% of the U.S. population."

 

This isn't an indictment on caucasian males but alas human history has shown there’s nothing more dangerous - you should wear it as a badge of honor.



Hotwater

 

Meth heads! There are some black meth heads, But for the vast majority, They are white!

Only a white person would wear a Charles Manson T-shirt.

Watching the vast majority play basketball, There is a reason height and quickness is involved and if you want a white player, Hes going you be foreign most of the time.
Hockey and ice fishing too. Only white people are stupid enough to go out when its 0F out.

BBQ's. White people can throw a good one, But its usually half assed. Go to a small run of the mill black BBQ, They will have ribs and all the good meats. White people buy hamburger and hotdogs, Maybe brat's, But never a good BBQ with ribs and the like.

As posted, Whites go psycho a heel of a lot more than any other two ethnic groups combined.

 

Internet forums. Every one that I've ever been a member on has been almost all white people (as far at it seemed). I should find a predominantly black forum. I bet that would be fun as hell.

Reminds me of a quick story....I grew up around plenty of people of all different races. But a couple of years ago on a trip to Chicago (where I mostly grew up) we were staying at a hotel on the South Loop which used to be a much worse area. I was a little concerned because I remember how it was in the 80's and that wasn't a very good place for white people to be. Anyway...it's still mostly black people (I don't have a problem with that) and my wife and I went down to the hotel bar one night. We were the only white people in that packed place and we had a blast. Black people can be so much fun and it reminded me of when I was a kid living in a black neighborhood. They were singing karaoke and the whole place was joining in and dancing. And of course, they were totally cool with us. My wife grew up in basically Whitebread, Iowa so that was probably the first time she was ever one of only two white people in a huge room. We went down there the next night and there was almost nobody there so that was a bummer. We had a great time though.

So....another thing white people might do.....have an awesome time hanging out with black people. They know how to party!

 

Sounds like a few of my Tea Party neighbors....

 

Wizard, you are right....black people know how to eat, live and have fun.....and they sure can party.......I miss having a few here as friends, as this neighborhood is predominantly white.
I tend to trust a black guy quicker than most white men, too...LOL

I saw a handsome one here last year....(Yes, rare, as I do not see many around these parts), helping some wheelchair people getting in and out of some van. It was obviously his job....but he was so kind, and gentlemanly, and my heart went pitter pat that day.....talk about tall dark and handsome...

TY, your orange people cracked me up!

 

up all night on hipforum smoking weed with token :afro:...

 

Most of you have probably seen this, but I think it absolutely belongs in this thread...:rofl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L104LViQeIw"]Black Guys Drive a Car Like This - Simpsons clip - YouTube

 

Based on my wife....I think some white people might shampoo the carpets entirely to damned often!! Really! Stop that shit! It does smell good in my guitar room but really...find a different hobby. At least she isn't expecting me to do it.

 

Damn all the drama went away but i just read all the posts so im still ready to argue about the first couple pages.

Why do blacks have large dicks?

Genetics...thomas jefferson had one.