Let's post funny things that white people do.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Wizardofodd, Jul 23, 2014.

  1. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Besides the fact that euro-american just sounds stupid and not all people of african descent have afro's.
    i have never been to europe so its strange that i would be called that.
    when you say white you know the basic idea of what i look like.
     
  2. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    "I don't wish I was black, but there's a lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white!"
    ~ (Frank Zappa)
     
  3. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    I was going to rep him for this but he says too much smart shit and I can't rep him again so soon.
     
  4. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    soul on!:punk::afro:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FOUqQt3Kg0"]Aretha Franklin - Respect [1967] (Original Version) - YouTube
     
  5. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    Are you guys listening to yourselves?
     
  6. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Wait are you saying they are latin?
     
  7. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    Nah, your part was just for context.

    Let's chat about da Eskimo-Americanos from dat place with a lotta snow.
     
  8. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    Correctly pronounce words
     
  9. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    Pronounce is whatcha do with yer mouth. :smilielol5:
     
  10. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    That and America used to be attached to Europe up to around 200 milliom years ago

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  11. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Back to funny stuff


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    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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  16. QueerPoet

    QueerPoet Senior Member

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    Say "Have a nice day," when they are secretly thinking: "Screw you, asshole." :)

    QP
     
  17. oscar2u

    oscar2u Banned

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    This may come as a surprise to some, but I agree with you and find it disturbing that the REBEL FLAG remains popular with many Americans. Not only that but the Governor of Texas and other Southern politicians openly discuss seccession from the USA. Some of these people seem all too willing to refight the CIVIL WAR. I lived in Austin Texas for about 5 years. There is Austin, Texas and the rest of Texas.
    Back in the 1970s when I lived in Austin, Texas there were: Nude beaches and nude swimming pools at many apartment complexes in Austin. But the rest of Texas was swarming with gun toting rednecks. That was a long time ago and I do NOT know what it is like in Texas at this time.
    I recall one incident where some HISPANIC recently released from prison was in the habit of plinging beer cans off the fence in the home next door to me. I called the police to complain or report this. When I gave my address I was informed I lived outside the AUSTIN city limits and that there was no law against this outside of Austin. I moved out of there soon after all that. ...Oscar

    Perhaps you think me a chickenshit. But, the reality is: I would end up in shoot it out with him and either win the gunfight and end up in a Texas prison or lose and end up dead. I felt no need to prove my manhood in a no win situation with some crazy guy who seemed determined to have it out with me in such a gunfight. Winning such a fight would end with me in prison and losing would make me dead. Most of that community was Hispanic and we all got along until this guy was released from prison and ended up living next door to me.
    Also, this man`s mother came and talked to me. He had moved in with her and her daughter. She was his mother. She was upset with his at times daily shooting these beer cans off their fence. She explained to me the predicament she was in. By the way there were people who lived down range from his target practice. Like I said I saw it as a no win situation for me. I had NO help from the police. I was one of a very few white people in the neighborhood and what am I supposed to do ? Take him on and plead self defense if I win ? In my experience the courts do NOT readily embrace self defence even in non-lethal situations. I moved away and hope he did not harm any of my former neighbors.
     
  18. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    No but I'll bet most are two front teeth and two paychecks short of mud-pit belly floppin’, pig slapping, hillbilly hand fishin’, and toilet seat tossin' :eek:


    Hotwater
     
  19. oscar2u

    oscar2u Banned

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    Please do take a flying fuck at a rolling donuut with said donut rolling along the edge of a LONG drop onto a hard surface.
     
  20. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    You seem to be missing the point; quick suggestion; buy a pair of glasses and read the title thread :rolleyes:



    Hotwater
     
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