Let's Talk About SEX!

Yeah, its that unfortunate time of the month for the old lady. And I'm not crude enough to wade through it.

 

I'm not having sex right now.

I should be.

 

what exactly is stopping you?

 

Well first I need to find a woman.

The rest of the steps are pretty clear.

 

There are some fineass women in Texass too, I'd be tappin that, man.

 

This married woman is on my mind and I know I am on her mind, but we both know we should not.
Should we not?

We did not, so at least that is pretty sensible of us.

 

Bird, you should not. Sadly, it would only cause trouble in the long run.

 

Thanks for the advise. 'Forbidden' things are always a greater thrill.
I'll probably keep my dick to myself in this case.

 

I get less attention then you guys probably think.

 

i haven't had sex in months, and i've lost my libido too, kle maybe ours are hiding somewhere together?
i had some fun with a boy a little while ago, but now he's acting all weird towards me, so i'm glad i didn't have sex with him

i want to make out!
i think if i can, i'm going to the bar to make out with this boy that i should not make out with
hopefully his girlfriend isn't there



i love kissing!
i want to kiss everyone!

 

Hi. How YOU doin'?

 

Fuck man, I have that problem too from time to time. I see a fineass ho I want to tap, so I go up to her and say something classy like, "Hey baybee, how many licks do it take to get to tha center of YOU?"

And then I get slapped.

And other times, I'll be like; "You got a nice smile. I bet it would be even cuter wrapped around my..."

SLAP!

I get no respect, I tell ya.

 

no respect, i get no respect i tells ya

 

There’s a name for your condition (and believe me, I’m not passing judgment) it’s what we euphemistically call nymphomania


hotwater

 

i'm no nympho
i wish i was a nympho

 

No respect, none at all. Nymphos never get no respect.

 

But as you’re undoubtedly aware, you have plenty of takers on this message board albeit we’re thousands of miles away


hotwater

 

I AM AWARE OF NOTHING!

 

Take a number.