lets talk about sweat

Well... if you can't face the truth

 

I think perhaps a fellow to fan you all day might be the ticket, or perhaps a carpenter to build a wee shelf to increase air flow.

 

heat, thats a brilliant idea. brian? where are you? hurry up already!

 

I'm requesting you and Gorilla to write a new song about this topic.

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Someone could design a bra with fans in it.

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if i could find my fair gorilla. where the fuck are you gorilla? your people NEED you!
atriot:

 

the song booty sweat from the beginning of tropic thunder. we'll do a cover- boobeh sweat!

 

I like my girl with nipples intact, thank you

 

This thread always makes me giggle

 

Even better: a bra with thermo-electric coolers. Those are those solid-state devices that they use in refrigerators.

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yeah shaggie, that does sound slightly painful.
how bout we free ball it.

 

Heh, so I get her to hold my beers too- nice to have a cold one after a long day watching sport

 

Themo-electric coolers don't have fans. They're solid state.

Of course, you'd need to carry a battery to power it.

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I suppose if you are in a sunny climate, you could wear a solar panel on your back that would run the thermo-electric boob cooler. That's pretty good. Cool, hippy, and eco-friendly.

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Eureka!!

After 8 pages, we have discovered the solution to the problem that is boob sweat.

What about sweaty balls?

 

Well no. I live in the UK, when the hell would a solar panel work here

 

thermo-electric ball cooler

 

Dammit, I forgot about that.

In that case we need something else, I suggest women cool there boobs by one of the following

- Ice cubes, cream, any sensual product you might keep in the fridge
- they move to the antarctica
- or each women removes their tops. Clothes, who needs 'em eh?

 

Great choices. Or we could just pop into the nearest Iceland and lean over the freezers for a while.

 

booby sweat.. sounds hot.