lets talk about....

I like that too. I wish I was bolder.

 

I really think I need to get something like that tattooed on the palm of my hand...maybe it'd help stop the general failure in the amybrain.

 

interesting you'd mention sausage after sex......lmao.....you got a thing for vienese men?
if so...cool. not hatin or judgin. just observing. =]

 

fuck I'm about to fucking lecture my boyfriend and his friends about leaving god damn full cups of soda in my room I keep knocking them over

its too early to be mad but damn people are lazy and don't respect other peoples shit. I always clean up after myself at other people's houses.

sorry just need to get that out

 

I think chickens and dolphins are a little too kinky for me

 

Tonight was fun. I'm going to watch Star Trek TOS. Might be back later.

 

I love yoga, but this is just scary:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor...The-yoga-supergran-bend-backwards-age-83.html

 

amazing! yoga grannie is awesome!

 

Really hope I'm that strong and supple at that age. *must make a start* lol

 

wow that granny's amazing! Good for her ya know?! I cant even do that shit yet!

 

Chickens and a dolphin, interesting SE interesting, sorta like dogs and a cat, nothing could possible come of it, except lulz

 

Why Parents Drink

A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son Paul

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Dustin's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.


found this on myyearbook.com and laughed so hard I almost pissed myself

enjoy

 

aids is no laughing matter

 

haha thats really funny. i think ill try that on my mom sometime

 

So Ozzydread left eh. Without a very thorough explanation. I hope NP becomes our new moderator.

 

I don't you fucking tool! SE has a disabilty, I don't agree on bringing that up to bring him down at all.

in other news, what are you talking about braying?

 

I think it's pretty fucking awful to make fun of someone for being in a wheelchair.

 

That's a bit fucking harsh.

 

yeah it's horrible and so uncalled for, SE hasn't been posting here for a good few months. why bring him up?

 

Even I think this has gone to far

Thats right