Let's talk.

I am choosing restaurants for next week.
I will post some menus.

Cooled right down today.

 

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It's not Candy's taste though.

 

Noooo

 

Candy tips for Frixday.

You can tell a lot about a female by the way we choose cucumbers.

You can tell a lot about a guy, by the way he cooks his sausages.

 

Rainbow tips for Frixday.

You can tell a lot about a guy, by the way he flexes his muscles.

You can tell a lot about a female by the way she laughs at it.

 

Oh yeah.
How do you cook your sausages.
Do you prick them? Lol

 

I like to shake mine in the heat of the moment.

 

Father said that I was so ugly when I was born---the doctor slapped my mother!!

 

hahahahahahahaha

 

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned.

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you retard. It tells me that some bastard has stolen our tent!"

 

hahahahaha--good one!

 

lol

 

I need a bath. I need bubbles.

 

WELL the weather has now turned. I never asked for play misty for me. lol

 

T'was misty here too earlier Candy darlin' - but mist is clearing and sun is attempting to shine through the low cloud.

 

Not here it is miserable.
I might take some photos.

 

That would be the hurricane that I ordered.

 

Oiy!
Nothing but drizzle.
And I wanted a haircut.
Damn £3 extra charge for PPI.
They can stick that where the sun don't shine!
I will cut my own hair.