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  1. Candy Gal

    Candy Gal Lifetime Supporter

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    Once, there was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he would be on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture-perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds were in the sky, and the temperature was just right.
    The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do, and shortly, the urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant to tell him that he was sick and could not do church, packed the car up, and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him. Happily, he began to play the course.
    An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to God and said, "Look at the preacher. He should be punished for what he is doing."
    God nodded in agreement. The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball, and it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup 250 yards away. A picture-perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited.
    The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God andsaid, "I beg your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him."
    God smiled. "Think about it-who can he tell?"
     
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  2. soulcompromise

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    Wow! my mom likes Swarovski...

    I think I know what I want to get her already, but thank you. I'm thinking kind of inexpensive diamonds and gold. :)
     
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  3. Candy Gal

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    You will spoil her. xxxx
     
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  4. Candy Gal

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    I lost morning, has anyone seen it? Lol
     
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  5. DrRainbow

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    Have you tried looking for it around Westminster? Parliament managed to steel an entire 49% of the UK over night once.
     
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  6. Candy Gal

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    The whole country has roadworks.
    What is that all about.
     
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  7. soulcompromise

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    They were doing that here too when the lockdown first began and no one was out driving. Lots of roadwork*
     
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  8. DrRainbow

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    Maybe they are replacing electricity with magic.
     
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  9. Scottishdk

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    No road works for this morning or traffic. That will change later though lol
     
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  10. Scottishdk

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    Oh and super Sunday to you all. Hope you have a great day.
     
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  11. Candy Gal

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    I am going to take pics, everywhere I see roadworks.
    Now, who is going to start the conspiracy?
     
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  12. Scottishdk

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    They no you are going out. Its the the guy at the corner watching traffic. Radios in and boom! road works on your route
     
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  13. DrRainbow

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    I will think of the best conspiracy.
     
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  14. DrRainbow

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    They are looking for pokemon.
     
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  15. Scottishdk

    Scottishdk Senior Member

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    And yet they still can't get them all!
     
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  16. Candy Gal

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    They want us to be Morlocks.

    They are preparing the underground ready.
     
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    It's the wombles that done it The_wombles_season_3_4_and_5.jpg
     
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  18. Candy Gal

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    Underground over ground. Something something, digging up pipes lalala
     
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    We are at war with Hollow Earth.​
     
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