Let's talk.

I'm loving these jokes. You should post your jokes here. Noticed you're urine one earlier.

 

A squaddie comes back from Afghanistan on leave and goes into his local for a few pints. The local university had organised an anti-war demo of 100 students which was walking past the pub chanting, "Troops out," "Murderers," etc.

The squaddie walks out, whips out his sheath knife and, in a blur, kicks the hell out of all 100 of them in about ten seconds. He finishes off by lopping off the lead student's ear before strolling back into the pub and ordering another pint and a pork pie.

He opens the pork pie, flips the ear into it and eats it with one bite.

The barman, obviously impressed, says, "Special forces, right?"

"Nah," the squaddie replies, "Pioneer Corps."

 

Still talking shit guys, I have posted a CCTV NEST Cam video of my Christina and I jiving in the living room on the other forum which I can't name.
The thread is called more or less that and I only started it today.
Hows about you popping in just to say well done or summat on there.

Please come and show your face and give me a bit of support!

I can't post the video on here because it is far too open.
Over there it is just in the MEMBERS ONLY LOUNGE!

Cheers.

 

You can link here Boozy.

 

O.K. Gal.
But I likely wont leave the video here for long as the forum is far too wide open!

I think you know that we usually go out dancing when we can at the hotels in Llandudno, but of course with this Coroner thingy stuff we can’t do that.
At least for the foreseeable future we can’t.

So we dance and jive in our home to Rock N Roll or other music just so long as it’s got that beat.
Here we are jiving to You Never Can Tell (Teenage Wedding) sung by Chuck Berry.
Ideally we would have liked more room so as to move around more, but it is just about enough.

PS.
Just out of interest though, are there others here who can jive?
Or who dance whatever way to whatever music you like, this either at home or out at venues or holidays and stuff?
I would be very interested to know.

Jiving 26/08/2020

 

Aww love the vid.
Yep I can jive.

 

It goes without saying that I would Love to do it with you Gal!

 

I can jitterbug too.

 

hahaha my stupid jokes hon. xxx

 

That's awesome mate. You both got great moves.

 

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Oh it is sunny today.
Happy Scatterday. Lol

 

Happy Saturday people. Have a good day.

 

Scotty xxx

Are you working?

 

Not today.

 

Not today Candy xxx

 

Road trip on your bike?

 

Tomorrow. Today I'm doing other stuff

 

I hope the weather behaves.