A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy godmother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man said, 'Pardon' to her. Walking down the street, the woman accidentally bumped into a man who said, 'Pardon me.' To her delight her breasts immediately grew an inch. The next day, she bumped into a man in the corner shop, and when he begged her pardon, another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven. That evening, she walked into an Indian restaurant and collided with a waiter, who bowed and said, 'A thousand pardons for my clumsy behaviour.' The headline in the following morning's paper: 'Indian waiter crushed to death'.