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Milkyway. Also a chocolate bar.

 

A newly wed couple return from their honeymoon, the young wife gets a phone call from her mother, " how was the honeymoon dear?" she asks," oh mum it was wonderful" replies the girl, " it was so romantic ,we had a wonderful time" the girl bursts into tears " darling, whatever is the matter" "mum, you've got to take me home" sobs the girl," when we got home he started using these horrible four letter words ,I've never heard anything like it ", the mother asks " what words did he use"? ," no I can't say, mum,its just too awful", darling you must tell me ,I promise I won't be shocked" says mum, " OK mum" she says through the sobs," the words he used were...wash...iron,,,dust...cook"!!

 

Nestlé is now hiring an adult 'Milky Bar kid' to taste test the brand's new flavour sensations | Daily Mail Online​

 

Looks like Curly Watts

 

A man and woman are having a big argument on their 40th anniversary,
the man says " when you die I'm having your headstone made to say ,here she lies cold as ever",
the woman replied" yeah, when you die I'll have your headstone to read
here he lies stiff at last"

 

Frank and Ella are going to a fancy dress party.
Elle is all read to go full costume, dressed as a beheaded Mary queen of Scott's.
Frank is sitting having a beer.
Ella shouts "Frank get ready for f. Sakes."
Frank sits up "fine give 2 minutes"
Sure as his word he reappears ready to.
Stark naked except for a jam jar over his nob.
"wtf are meant to be" Ella asks.
"fire man" says Frank.
"How's that"
"smash glass, pull nob ill cum as fast as I can"

1st "dirty" I was ever told.

 

A plane carrying an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and a Texan is about to crash. The pilot shouts back to them, 'We have to lose weight! If three of you jump, the fourth might be saved!'

The Englishman stands up, shouts, 'God save the Queen!' and jumps.

The Frenchman stands up, shouts, 'Vive la France!' and jumps.

The Texan stands up and shouts, 'Remember the Alamo!' - and throws out the Mexican.

 

Oh that’s an old classic lol

 

Well the sun arrived for Soonday. x

 

Someone with Balls is talking shit in the TROLL thread.
And it ain't me!

 

Oh you will now get more. lol


Happy Soonday Boozy.

 

Happy Soonday HF!

 

It is most especially for you and your good news. xxx

 

I guess I brought the sun back out with good luck.

 

Yep for the holiday weekend. X

 

I have seen on the news that there are places you should consider visiting but then they tell you that you could be fined up to £10,000 for breaking lockdown rules.

 

Really?

 

Don't tell them your name candy!

 

Who what?