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Have a good night..............From Nebraska the cornhusker state.

 

lol................

 

Well it is Moonday.
I was up with the birds.

 

Could you not sleep ?

 

Nah I am usually up at 8 am. I do have some work. lol

 

8am. That's long lay in for me lol

 

What time did you get up?

 

Between 5 and 6 am never later than 6am

 

That's when I start "work" Lol

 

Hahaha

But what time do you both finish?

 

Sometimes 4pm or 5pm every now and then it's a guessing game lol

 

Was munching breakfast before 06.30 this morning like I do most mornings.

 

I tend to finish around 3.30 pm. I tend to watch Tipping Point when I get home with a brew and then around 5.00pm I tend to do a workout for an hour . I may give it a miss today as my Abs are quite sore as a result of stepping up my routine .

 

I understand.

Wanna joke?

 

Go for it cheer me up Candy.

 

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Was it light? lol

Tipping point?

 

An old married couple were on holiday in Morocco. They went touring around the souk looking at the goods, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside, they heard a gentleman with a Moroccan accent say, "You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

So the married couple walked in. The shopkeeper said to them, "I have some special magical sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert stallion camel."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the stallion that he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex demon?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Why don't you try them on and see for yourself?"

After much badgering from his wife, the husband finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them on to his feet, he got a wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years. Her husband was full of raw sexual power.

In the blink of an eye, the husband rushed at the Moroccan man, threw him on a table and started tearing at the guy's trousers. All the time, the shopkeeper was frantically screaming, "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET! YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!"

 

Only just Candy darlin' - still had to put my lamp on when I first got up as it was only just daylight.

 

Yes its like a giant version of a penny arcade game introduced by Ben Shepherd. ITV 5.00pm every weekday