Let's talk.

Oh I know it.
I kinda like The Chase

 

Brilliant hahah. Yup cheered me up!

 

That's right its the programme before .

 

I have no idea why I thought of this. lol

 

I had to look that up. I don't think you would get that on daytime TV somehow

 

Hahaha did you not know that expression?

 

Hey Gal.
Get your arse over to my CCTV LIVE thread and do a post.
You hear?


OR...

 

I just did bossy Boozy. xxx

 

I cant say I did being honest . But you learn something new

 

Now when you watch your Tipping point you will have that thought and grin. x

 

Thank you Gal, and I just answered you!

 

There is also a weather thread.

Today's Weather Report

 

When Keith first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect for longer, he was delighted as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly 20 inches.

Keith became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing and even walking, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial consultation, the doctor explained to the couple that, although rare, Keith's condition could be fixed by corrective surgery.

"How long will he be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're going to lengthen his legs, aren't you?"

 

Burst out loud laughing. People are looking thinking wtf?

 

A university professor notices exchange student Angelo is a bit of a master when it comes to the ladies and as he's having no joy with the wife these days he asks Angelo what his secret is..,"Well sir" he says, "Before sex I whack my dick on the dressing table to numb it up, so I have less sensation and last for hours sir"!...So the professor makes his way home with the advice in mind..,,he gets in the front door and goes upstairs and hears his wife in the shower, thinking it's the perfect time for when she comes out he starts whacking his cock on the dressing table when he hears from the shower.,,"That you Angelo"?.

 

Brilliant

 

Happy Moonday everyone!

 

This is the inner Candy saying 'Hello'.

 

Hahaha I am not a lesbian. X

 

Your inner Candy is very friendly.