Let's talk.

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A SAD STORY

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

"Oh my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth so I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you and work out what you are, so at least you'd have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful," replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered in soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say you must be a bunny rabbit.

"Oh, thank you! Thank you!" cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw and help you the same way you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over and remarked, "Well, you're scaly and smooth; you are low down on the ground; you have no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be either an estate agent or a politician."

 

I know you so well Gal.
I can read you like a bastard book!

 

I hope so, we have known each other a few years.
And we have often got followed from place to place.

 

This is so true Gal.
She is or very own Stalker!

 

banned 17 times from here!!!!!
I kept a list

 

“A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night, she does just that. About a week later, she's back at the doctor, and says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even five minutes later he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong! The drug company will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway.

 

She has taste!

 

She is dangerous!

 

Good morning all. Another day another whatever I don't know. Lol.
Any way.
Happy Sunday to you all.

 

....
Good Mooning Talkers and Yappers and Chatters.
No big mouths here today though please.
You know who you are!
You hear?

Live CCTV all the way from good Old Colwyn Bay here in North Wales. below.

Looking towards Sea:

Shared Live Stream | Nest

Looking towards Railway Bridge:

Shared Live Stream | Nest

And the weather forecast is:

 

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I want it so.

 

No Worries Doc.
Why?
Because You Got It already!

 

You the man Boozer. Thank you.

 

Thank you.
I reckon we have mutual admiration society going on here in your thread Doc.
Shall we squeeze Candy in then?

 

Yes please Boozer. That would be randy.

 

I mean dandy...

 

No idea why my PMs won't open.
I will put my laptop on later.

 

No Doc.
You got it right the first time.
That would be RANDY!

After all Doc.
She is FIT!