Let's talk.

I will find a joke. xxx

 

Three Afro-Caribbean ladies were talking about pet names for their other halves.

The first said "I call my husband Big Dick, 'cos he's got a big dick."

The second said "I call my husband Long John, 'cos he's got a long john."

The third said "I call my husband Corvoisier!"

The first asked "Why, isn't that one of those fancy licquers"

Third - "Yeeeeeah!"

 

So we are a pair of failures M.
Sorted!

The thing is with me I always use smilies so as to try and indicate what I am trying to say, jokey or serious or miserably or whatever.
On your post there there wasn’t a smiley, so I sort of took it as just good advice.
Which it was!
But then I was just trying to joke with it, because.
This is what I do!

 

Shurrup I WANT a happy day for Twoosday. xxxx

 

Its sometimes difficult putting into words when your not serious or joking about something. I di try and insert emojees wherever possible but this pc is worked by clockwork . It should have been replaced this year like one of our vans but I am having to wait until next year now

 

So you shall . Until the doomongers deliver that speech tonight that nobody wants to hear . Lol

 

A family of prostitutes are talking.

The daughter says, "I got £50 for a blowjob today."

The mother says, "In my day it was £5."

The grandmother says, "In my day we were just glad for the warm drink."

 

True, we should do Bungling Boris memes. lol

 

Aaahhh the blond khazi mop-head !!!

 

If he looks like that tonight we know we are in trouble Lol

 

Blame the bats. lol

 

Must admit my friend.
Boris and his shower are making a right bollocks of Coroner Virus and everything at the moment.
And this is coming from a Tory supporter!

 

Well I am having a happy twosday .

Just got an E mail from my Pensions Trustee confirming everything is in good shape .

I am starting my big countdown from November 1st .

 

I am going bowling later.

 

What type of bowling ?

 

Ten-pin bowling.

 

I thought

I just couldn't imagine you turning up on a park green with a set of bowls .Lol



I though Ten pen would be more your thing .

 

Lol xxx

I just popped to my beach party thread for Twoosday. x