Yes its started. Wifey had to go to the supermarket first thing this morning to buy loo rolls . Thankfully now our supermarket has placed restrictions again . The supermarket had run out yesterday . And what's with the dried pasta.? It doesn't cure Covid .
Despite the score line an easy victory . I think Everton along with Wolves will do well this season .
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
“Doc, I think my son has VD,” a patient told his urologist on the phone, “The only woman he’s screwed is our maid.” “Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a kid,” the medic soothed, “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him.” “But I’ve been screwing the maid too, and I’ve got the same symptoms he has.” “Then you come in with him and I’ll fix you both up,” replied the doctor. “Well,” the man admitted, “I think my wife has it too.” “Oh crap!” the physician roared, “That means we’ve all got it!”
That's not allowed in Northern Ireland and Scotland Lol . They have killed passion ! Its not a laughing matter TBH it just makes me angry all these stupid rules
All is not lost for Scotland though . You could cum over the border for a jump . As long as you don't mingle ! Lol
Good Mooning Lets Talkers and Chatters and Yappers all the way from here in North Wales good old UK Colwyn Bay. Just 12 degrees outside and we are off out in it soon to do some shopping. (YUCK)! The Sun is trying to shine I hope you all have a lovely day! Live CCTV Streams from outside our home over Patio Doors Cameras below. Looking towards Sea: Shared Live Stream | Nest Looking towards Railway Bridge: Shared Live Stream | Nest --
Ta Gal. Had a look but will have a proper look later. I am being dragged out now yelling and screaming! I don’t want to go!
I was laughing my bollocks off the other week, apparently you could have sex with a stranger so long as you both wore a mask! That reminded me of a film which I would highly recommend called 'preaching to the perverted', basically it was about a young university graduate who gets hired by an MP to investigate the sex scene in London, the MP thinks the lad isn't intelligent enough to uncover what's going on, wrong! He ends up disovering all these kinky clubs and sex parties, at one a well known MP is seen on all fours wearing leather shorts and a gimp mask, he's being led around on a dog lead by a very attractive young lady dressed in a leather basque and long black boots carrying a whip, which she hits him with occasionally, "thank you mistress" he enthusiastically replies with each stroke. It turns out that the majority of club goer's are MP'S, Judges, etc. that's all I'll say in this brief synopsis, I don't want to spoil it for you. However what I will say is this, I could just imagine that while the rest of us are suffering the stresses and strains of all that is happening, there are loads of politicians, judges and the like running around clubs wearing gimp masks and shagging each other silly, as my mother used to say, "oh how the other half live".